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Tag: Ann Wilson

Ann Wilson tells young musicians to abandon all hope and relationships now
Breaking News: Ann Wilson Gives Advice to Young Artists, and Honestly, It's a Miracle She Didn't Tell Them to Run Away Screaming πŸ™…β€β™€οΈ
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Ann Wilson tells young musicians to abandon all hope and relationships now

Chord F. DiscordJune 28, 2026June 28, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some brutal honesty from one of rock’s most iconic voices? 🀯 Ann Wilson,…

Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig
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Heartbroken: Band Loses Instruments, Finds New Appreciation for Silence Before AC Gig

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

Legendary (debatable) rockers HEART (still around?) have announced that two “irreplaceable” (eye roll) instruments were stolen from the band prior…

Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again
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Nancy Wilson Wishes Ann Wilson a Speedy Recovery From Her Imaginary Wheelchair for the ‘Royal Flush’ Tour: Will She Ever Walk Again

Chord F. DiscordMay 30, 2025May 31, 2025

In a riveting exposΓ© with GoToWhitney, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson deigned to address the burning question on everyone’s minds: why…

Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ
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Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…

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