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Tag: Anthrax

Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times
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Breaking News: Two Guys You Barely Remember From Anthrax Sing A Song You’ve Heard A Million Times

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 You will NOT believe what happened! Former ANTHRAX singers John Bush (you know, the guy who WASN’T Joey…

Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents
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Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh look, another guitar! 🙄 Apparently, Jackson, bless their corporate hearts, decided that what the world REALLY needed was ANOTHER…

Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up 🧎‍♂️🤘👵
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Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up 🧎‍♂️🤘👵

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, bless his little bat-eating heart! 🦇 Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, says he’ll “do the best” he can at his…

🎤 «Mow or Die!» Anthrax Fans Demand Joey Belladonna’s Return to Horse Manure 🐴
🐴 «From Thrashing to Trashing?» Belladonna's Fans Want Him Back in the Stable!
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🎤 «Mow or Die!» Anthrax Fans Demand Joey Belladonna’s Return to Horse Manure 🐴

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2024December 26, 2024

In a shocking turn of events, fans of legendary thrash metal band Anthrax are clamoring for vocalist Joey Belladonna to…

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