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Tag: Bad Bunny

Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow
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Justice Sotomayor gets VIP treatment from Bad Bunny’s crew somehow

Big ElephantJune 29, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about the Supreme Court justices’ financial disclosures, and I have to say, it’s been a…

5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes
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5 things to know for Feb. 9: Super Bowl, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein files, SpaceX, Japan — because apparently, the universe is just here for the memes

Big ElephantFebruary 9, 2026February 9, 2026

The Seattle Seahawks—clearly a puppet of the radical left—claimed a 29-13 victory over the New England Patriots in what many…

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SUPPER BOWL LUNCH: WATCHING THE BIG GAME WITH OUR BIGGEST SNACKS!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

Lucky 7 is on the line. 🍀 The New England Patriots are back on the biggest stage, chasing Super Bowl…

Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now
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Bad Bunny’s 2026 Super Bowl Halftime Show Set List + Guests: Because Apparently, We’re All Just Here for the Tacos Now

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026February 8, 2026

Bad Bunny Is Ready to Turn the Super Bowl Into a F*cking Fiesta—¿Hablas Español? Oh look, it’s that time again…

Bad Bunny Halftime Show Watch Party: Navy Pier Edition – Where the Pier Gets Bunnier Than a Carrot Farm
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Bad Bunny Halftime Show Watch Party: Navy Pier Edition – Where the Pier Gets Bunnier Than a Carrot Farm

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 8, 2026

THIS IS NOT JUST A SUPER BOWL PARTY 🏈 THIS IS A BAD BUNNY HALFTIME SHOW WATCH PARTY 🐰🔥 We’re…

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