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Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam
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Sony explains mysterious vanishing act of Helldivers 2 and Horizon on UK Steam

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Sony’s latest mishap has left gamers in the UK scratching their heads, as two of their first-party published titles, Helldivers…

Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams
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Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to talk about the latest installment in the A Plague Tale series, and I’m not just…

Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already
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Final Fantasy VII Revelation overloaded withlive service monotony already

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Get ready for another epic dose of Square Enix’s nostalgia-fueled profit machine, as Final Fantasy VII Revelation is just around…

EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos
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EXODUS preview sparks hope for space RPG revival amidst industry chaos

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

As a seasoned gamer who’s been around the block a few times, I’ve seen my fair share of “next big…

Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses
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Acornia Mirror Worlds serves up cutesy charm in digestive doses

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Get ready to have your productivity crushed by the adorable world of Acornia Mirror Worlds, a game so charming it’ll…

NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model
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NEXON dusts off StarCraft, because nostalgia is a lucrative business model

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

It’s been a long time coming, but the StarCraft franchise might finally be getting the love it deserves – or…

Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker
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Gaming’s Latest Cash Grab: Reward Systems Get Slicker

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

In the world of online gaming, it’s all about the Benjamins, baby – or rather, the in-game rewards. Those sweet,…

Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune
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Defend Your Loot From Greedy Developers In Rogue Fortune

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Get ready to descend into the depths of madness with Rogue Fortune, a rogue-like game that’s trying to shake things…

Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85
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Beloved voice actor Peter Cullen silenced at 85

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 27, 2026August 27, 2026

Peter Cullen, the legendary voice of Optimus Prime, has left us, and I’m still trying to process the news. I…

Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last
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Dawnwalker’s Console Edition Gets Sorely NeededPerformance Overhaul At Last

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Get ready for some soul-crushing, blood-pumping action – or at least, that’s what the marketing team wants you to think.…

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