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More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1
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More Easter Eggs To Justify Another Soulless Reboot VisionQuest Episode 1

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

VisionQuest is here, because of course it is. Another meticulously crafted show with more Easter eggs than a chocolate factory…

Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios
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Another Beloved Game Gets Soulless Movie Treatment Courtesy of Desperate Studios

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

The Skydance company, the latest behemoth to rise from the ashes of Paramount and Warner Bros., is at it again,…

Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now
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Disney passes on Epic Games purchase for now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 2, 2026October 2, 2026

Another day, another rumor debunked, and yet the gaming industry’s favorite pastime – speculation – lives on. This time, it’s…

Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That
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Oh Great Another Movie with Pedro Pascal Because the World Was Just Missing That

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, life-changing, and totally-not-overhyped movie of the century? 🎉🎊🔥 Because I’m…

Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners
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Geriatric Gamers Rejoice: Witcher 3 Remaster Free for Original Owners

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 29, 2026September 29, 2026

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt — Remastered is finally here, because what’s a classic game without a shiny new coat…

Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore
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Oh joy, U2’s back, because we all needed another encore

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 24, 2026September 24, 2026

U2, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, has announced their first album of new material in nine years, Carnaval…

Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs
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Grand Theft Auto VI sparks cautious optimism amid cynical cash grabs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

The GTA 6 hype train has left the station, and I’m reluctantly on board, armed with a healthy dose of…

Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits
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Farewell to Sanity with Never Ending Greatest Hits

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still cranking out new editions of old hits. And…

Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza
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Oasis embarks on yet another triumphant farewell-ish tour extravaganza

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Oasis is back with their Live ’27 tour, because who needs a break…

Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
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Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…

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