SLIPKNOT Blesses Us With Another Song To Add To Our Angsty Teenage Playlists
Oh boy,!!!!! It’s finally here! SLIPKNOT has unleashed their brand new song “Arsenal” and I’m not sure if the world…
Tag: Behemoth
Siouxsie and crew rehash Downside Up because you clearly needed it again
Somewhere, a record label executive felt a disturbance in the royalties, and lo, a new deluxe edition has emerged. Siouxsie…
Trump Presidency Successfully Evades Law Again Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s administration has been playing a…
Rupert Murdoch Biopic Because The World Was Missing That Apparently
Danny Boyle is at it again, folks, and this time he’s tackling the fascinating world of media tycoons with his…
Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…
Gravel Teens somehow landed jobs at OpenAI miraculously
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that the “Gravel Teens” – you know,…
Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Content Already HBO Max Adds More
Get ready to drown in a sea of content as HBO Max unleashes its September lineup, because what the world…
Squadron 42 delayed to 2027 due to GTA VI’s probable perfection deadline
The delay train keeps on rolling, folks, and this time it’s Cloud Imperium Games’ turn to announce that their highly…
DIMMU BORGIR Still Exists Because They Clearly Hate Their Families
Oh boy, you guys, I’ve got some earth-shattering news that will probably change the course of your life forever: Dimmu…
NERGAL Threatens To Play Entire Behemoth Discography Because You Clearly Havent Suffered Enough
Oh boy, get ready for some serious nostalgia overload 🙄! Adam “Nergal” Darski, the mastermind behind Polish extreme metal band…