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Tag: Best of 2025

Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life
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Lorna Shore drops new music video because you clearly didnt have enough breakdowns in your life

Chord F. DiscordJuly 11, 2026July 11, 2026

OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who…

The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025
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The Most Expensive Disasters of 2025

FinnDecember 29, 2025December 29, 2025

2025 was a cinematic dumpster fire wrapped in a CGI explosion and served with a side of “but the algorithm…

The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)
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The 10 Most Underrated Movies of 2025 (Because Apparently No One Has Taste)

FinnDecember 18, 2025December 18, 2025

Based on the complete and utter financial train wreck that was this year’s box office, there are only two possible…

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