OH MY GOD, LORNA SHORE JUST DROPPED A NEW SINGLE AND VIDEO AND I’M FREAKING OUT!!! 🤯 I mean, who needs personal relationships or a social life when you have Lorna Shore releasing new music, right? 🤷♂️ The band’s latest single, “War Machine”, is a face-melting, ear-shredding masterpiece that will leave you questioning every life choice you’ve ever made. And the best part? It’s accompanied by a sick new music video that’s basically a highlight reel of their recent European tour with Whitechapel, Shadow of Intent, and Humanity’s Last Breath. 🤟
So, what’s the tea on this new single? Well, it’s taken from their 2025 album “I Feel The Everblack Festering Within Me”, which is apparently a real mouthful. 🤣 I mean, who comes up with these titles? 🤔 Anyway, the album was a huge hit, with Kerrang!, Metal Hammer, and Loudwire all naming it one of the best of 2025. Not bad for a band that’s only been around for a hot second. 🔥
The Tour De Force
Lorna Shore is hitting the road again, because why not? 🤷♂️ They’ll be supporting Motionless in White on their “The Sweat and Blood Tour” starting July 14, because that’s not a recipe for disaster or anything. 🙄 And if that’s not enough, they’ll also be headlining a tour of Asia, Australia, and New Zealand, because the world just can’t get enough of their brand of extreme metal. 🌏
But wait, there’s more! 🤔 The band has also dropped some fresh new merch, because who doesn’t love buying overpriced t-shirts and hoodies? 🤷♂️ You can grab the new gear exclusively at LornaShoreBand.com, because they clearly want to make it easy for you to give them all your money. 💸
The Band Behind the Madness
So, who are these crazy people behind Lorna Shore? 🤔 Well, there’s Will Ramos on vocals, Adam De Micco on lead guitar, Austin Archey on drums, Andrew O’Connor on rhythm guitar, and Michael Yager on bass. 🤟 And let me tell you, they’re a talented bunch. 🤩 I mean, they’ve got hundreds of millions of streams on Spotify, and they’ve even recruited a new vocalist, Will Ramos, who’s apparently a total boss. 🤘
According to drummer Austin Archey, the band was aware of Ramos’ skills from his days with Monument of a Memory and A Wake in Providence. 🤓 And when their old vocalist, CJ McCreery, left the band, they knew just who to call. 📞 “We just knew he was this dude who looks super young,” Archey said of Ramos. “But when we lost our old vocalist, I reached out to him. I didn’t know if he’d be interested. He was all in. Seven years into a career, it’s hard to find someone with that dedication. He was very prepared. I think he prepared his whole life for this.” 🙌
And there you have it, folks. 🤷♂️ Lorna Shore is back, and they’re not going anywhere anytime soon. 🤘 So, go ahead and grab their new single, “War Machine”, and get ready to have your face melted off. 🔥 Just don’t say I didn’t warn you… 😏
Chord F. Discord, the Beethoven of Buffoonery, is a self-taught expert in music who once claimed he could “play the kazoo in four languages.”
Born in Crescendo, Indiana, Chord’s first brush with fame came when he accidentally entered a yodeling contest thinking it was a pie-eating competition—and won both categories.
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