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Tag: Billboard

Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)
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Big Wreck Still Exists, Apparently, Releases Song Called ‘Believer’ (Whatever)

Chord F. DiscordMay 23, 2025May 23, 2025

**Oh. My. Gawd. 🙄 It’s 2025 and apparently BIG WRECK is still a thing? Like, seriously? Did anyone actually ask…

SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)
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SHINEDOWN Milking It: Two More Singles Before We Even THINK About Album #8 (OMG!)

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

BREAKING: SHINEDOWN’s Brent Smith, During Yet Another Appearance on “On With Mario Lopez” (Because Where Else Would He Be?), Claims…

Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh
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Metallica Announces 2026 European Tour: Still Playing Those Same Songs, Huh

Chord F. DiscordMay 22, 2025May 22, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Metallica, those lovable dinosaurs 🦕, are STILL at it! They’ve announced their “M72” tour is crawling back to…

P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords
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P.O.D. Guitarist Declares Rock Fans Too Dumb to See Beyond Power Chords

Chord F. DiscordMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Marcos Curiel from P.O.D. (Still a band?!) gave an interview where he basically said they’re musical geniuses who…

Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”
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Sleep Token Accidentally Stumbles Onto Charts, Confuses Millions, Achieves “Success”

Chord F. DiscordMay 18, 2025May 18, 2025

According to Billboard, SLEEP TOKEN’s fourth full-length studio effort, “Even In Arcadia”, has landed at position No. 1 on the…

Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes
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Geriatric Rockers and Late Night Host Shill Out for Overpriced Coffee: A Tragedy in Four Lattes

Chord F. DiscordMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

LEGENDS OF CLASSIC ROCK, a supergroup so legendary it makes Spinal Tap look like a well-adjusted support group, graced the…

Orianthi Dares to Release ‘Some Kind Of Feeling’ Album, Unleashes ‘Attention’ Single (As If We Didn’t Already Know She Wanted It)
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Orianthi Dares to Release ‘Some Kind Of Feeling’ Album, Unleashes ‘Attention’ Single (As If We Didn’t Already Know She Wanted It)

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! 😱🎸 Orianthi, she of the almost-was-but-not-quite Michael Jackson fame, is dropping a new album called “Some Kind Of Feeling”!…

LORNA SHORE: New Album
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LORNA SHORE: New Album

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! LORNA SHORE is gracing us with their presence in 2025! Prepare yourselves, mortals, for the sonic apocalypse! 🤘 They’re…

I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”
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I Prevail Throws Out Perfectly Good Screamer, Claims It Was An “Accident”

Chord F. DiscordMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

I PREVAIL, those Michigan rockers who somehow managed to get a platinum record and a couple of participation trophies (aka…

“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”
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“OC Punk: A Riveting Tale of Suburban Rebellion (or Just a Bunch of Bored Kids with Guitars)”

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 Finally, a book about Orange County punk? 🙄 Like we haven’t heard enough about suburban angst and three-chord…

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