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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
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Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🤘! I mean, who needs…

A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times
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A Perfect Circle finally makes a video for a song you already listened to 10 times

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 A Perfect Circle’s “Starless” is still dominating the Active…

Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old
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Ian Hill quits Judas Priest to finally focus on his true passion: being old

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2026October 9, 2026

Breaking news, folks! 🚨 Ian Hill, the founding bassist of Judas Priest, has announced his retirement from the band, and…

SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds
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SLAYER sells overpriced goo filled vinyl to desperate 40 year olds

Chord F. DiscordOctober 7, 2026October 7, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🤩 I mean, it’s not like we’ve been waiting…

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended
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Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

OH NO, ATREYU TOOK A BREAK AND NOW THEY’RE BACK AND STILL NOT BORED OF EACH OTHER!!! 🤯 I mean,…

Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist
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Voivod’s US tour cancelled because family member suddenly remembered they exist

Chord F. DiscordOctober 3, 2026October 4, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my favorite Voivod t-shirt, and it’s not because I’m excited about their new…

Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough
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Talking Heads rehash Fear Of Music again because you clearly didnt buy it enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Talking Heads is back with an extensive reissue of their 1979 album Fear…

August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself
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August Burns Red Guitarist Drops Mind Blowing Revelation That Personal Growth Starts With Yourself

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 28, 2026September 29, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my black metal t-shirt because I was so shocked to hear that August…

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