Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Oh great, another Grammy tribute, because what the world really needs is more middle-aged men in leather jackets pretending they…
BREAKING NEWS: Guitar Demigod Zakk Wylde Temporarily Abandons Shredding to Play Folk Music at Record Store, Chaos Ensues 🎸💥 Hold…
Hold onto your bat-biting handbags, rock and roll eternity enthusiasts, because the saga of the Prince of Darkness is officially…
TRANS-SIBERIAN ORCHESTRA Just Dropped a Black Sabbath Mash-Up So Epic, Even the Dead Are Headbanging 🤖❄️🎸 In a move that…
Move Over, Hollywood: Amorphis Just Dropped a Power Ballad So Cinematic It Might Actually Summon a Bear From the Kalevala…
Cue the thunderous roar of a thousand kettles boiling in unison — Phil Rudd, the human metronome with a criminal…
And now for the news that’s rocking Hollywood harder than a Spinal Tap drum solo — Rob Reiner, the man…
So, Dave Mustaine, bless his cotton socks, is pondering the END of MEGADETH 🙄. Yes, you heard it right, folks!…
In a recent tell-all with Story Mode, the legend himself, former FEAR FACTORY drum-banger Raymond Herrera (also known for composing…
Bassist Jørn “Necrobutcher” Stubberud, the only reason Norwegian black metallers MAYHEM haven’t faded into obscurity, deigned to speak to Mexico’s…
