ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump joins Secretary of Transportation for mysterious announcement
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Latest Prophecy via Truth Social In a shocking turn of events, President Trump, also…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump slams Cornyn and Tillis for opposing Todd Blanche nomination
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Todd Blanche, the would-be Attorney…
AC/DC somehow still touring and people are still paying to hear the same 10 songs
I mean, who needs new music when you can just play the same classics for the 100th time, right? 🙄…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE President DJT gets thanks from Abe
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J TRUMP claims supreme court rulings cost nation trillions
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again left to ponder the profound wisdom of COMMANDER OF…
Ozzy gets theme park ride because clearly thats the pinnacle of his career now
I mean, it’s not like the Prince of Darkness needs any more reasons to be worshipped, but here we are.…
Dez Fafara’s Brain Somehow Still Intact Despite Years of Nu Metal
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I was so excited to read that Dez Fafara, the…
The Oracle Speaks: World Leaders Adopt New Policy to Ignore Donald Trump’s Tweets Forever
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has left the nation reeling, as Donald Trump took to Truth Social to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Covid deaths soar under Biden after Trump’s Warp Speed success
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the truth has been revealed. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, THE FLORIDA…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump Urges Senate to Pass Budget Resolution Before August Recess
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the Senate had better listen. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER OF…