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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough
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Tommy Aldridge Makes Drum Art Now Because Music Wasnt Paying Enough

Chord F. DiscordOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you all.…

Oh Great Another Documentary About a Furry Little Polar Bear Terrorizing Humans with Its Cuteness Nuisance Bear – Watch the trailer for the new polar bear documentary that will make you feel guilty for existing
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Oh Great Another Documentary About a Furry Little Polar Bear Terrorizing Humans with Its Cuteness Nuisance Bear – Watch the trailer for the new polar bear documentary that will make you feel guilty for existing

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

In the most epic battle of wits, a new documentary film “Nuisance Bear” is coming to town, and we can’t…

MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow
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MUDVAYNE’s CHAD GRAY Still Alive At 55 Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Breaking news: Chad Gray, the legendary frontman of MUDVAYNE and HELLYEAH, has survived another year of life and is still…

Anders Colsefni dusts off old SLIPKNOT songs for nostalgic cash grab
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Anders Colsefni dusts off old SLIPKNOT songs for nostalgic cash grab

Chord F. DiscordOctober 18, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Anders Colsefni, the original singer of Slipknot, has resurfaced to talk about his time…

Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…

Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!
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Get Ready for the Most Overhyped Movie Event of the Century!

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Breaking news: LAIKA and Fathom Entertainment are about to blow your mind with their new stop-motion fantasy adventure, Wildwood! 🤯🎥…

Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason
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Sharon Osbourne Begs Megadeth To Play Concert For Some Reason

Chord F. DiscordOctober 14, 2026October 18, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Sharon Osbourne revealed that the organizers of last year’s “Back To The Beginning” charity…

Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent
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Guns N Roses taking 2027 off to finally write something decent

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 19, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my denim jacket, and I’m not even mad about it, because Guns N’…

Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow
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Evan and Nick Simmons Prove Nepotism Is Just a Coincidence Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that has left the music world reeling (or not), Evan Stanley and Nick Simmons,…

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