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Tag: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)
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GWAR’s 40th: Streaming From the Hellmouth (Because VEEPS Pays the Bills)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 21, 2025July 21, 2025

Behold, feeble humans! Your ๐Ÿ‘ฝalien overlords in GWAR, those pioneers of making music that sounds like a garbage truck falling…

Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)
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Netflix Vomits Out Another “Best” Animated Movie (Yeah, Right)

FinnJuly 4, 2025July 4, 2025

Okay, so apparently it’s been a real snoozefest for animated movies this year ๐Ÿ˜ด. I mean, who even cares about…

Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed
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Oh GREAT, Another Buffy Reboot We ABSOLUTELY Needed

FinnMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Another ‘Buffy’ Reboot? Are we SERIOUSLY doing this again? Hollywood, you’ve officially run out of ideas. ๐Ÿ™„ But…

๐Ÿ’‰ Shocking! Buffy Star GONE Too Soon?! Diabetes Claims Another Victim! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Is Big Pharma to Blame?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ #RIP #HollywoodSecrets #GoneButNotForgotten
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๐Ÿ’‰ Shocking! Buffy Star GONE Too Soon?! Diabetes Claims Another Victim! ๐Ÿ˜ญ Is Big Pharma to Blame?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ #RIP #HollywoodSecrets #GoneButNotForgotten

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 16, 2025April 17, 2025

So, the perpetually youthful Michelle Trachtenberg, star of “Gossip Girl” (the OG, obviously, not the reboot monstrosity ๐Ÿคฎ), “Buffy the…

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