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Tag: Build A Rocket Boy

Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News
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Mindsye Devs Throw Epic Tantrum, Claim Leadership Made Them Feel Like Yesterday’s News

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh honey, 💅 where do I even BEGIN with this dumpster fire 🔥 of a game studio? Apparently, nearly 100…

MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently
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MindsEye Dev to Fire Over 100 Staff After Launching a Dud, Apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, honey, did you hear? MindsEye, the game so bad it makes E.T. for the Atari look like Game of…

MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL
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MindsEye Launch: More Like MindsBlinded, Sony’s Handing Out Apologies (and Refunds), and Devs Are “Working On It” LOL

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

MindsEye, the game so bad it makes Cyberpunk 2077 look like a masterpiece, continues its reign of terror. 🎭 After…

Devs Blame Gamers for Bugs in MindsEye: “You Just Forgot How to Play”
MindsEye Is Unplayable, but It’s Your Fault, Apparently
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Devs Blame Gamers for Bugs in MindsEye: “You Just Forgot How to Play”

FinnJune 11, 2025June 11, 2025

On June 11, the gaming world witnessed a miracle — or rather, a trainwreck — called MindsEye, the long-awaited action…

MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)
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MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful RNGesus, another game trailer dropped during Summer Games Fest 2025! 🙄 Build A Rocket Boy (who?) and…

Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks
MindsEye Dev Goes Off: “No Putin, No Russian Language? Must Be Kremlin!”
Games News

Kremlin Conspiracy? MindsEye Dev Blames Russia for Bot Attacks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

On May 27, the studio Build A Rocket Boy finally revealed the long-awaited trailer for its new action game MindsEye…

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