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The camera crew gets roasted harder than the Sichuan peppers at Behind The Camera House’s hot pot party
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The camera crew gets roasted harder than the Sichuan peppers at Behind The Camera House’s hot pot party

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Hey, you! Yes, you with the expired ticket! 🎫 Did you miss “Goodside x Behind The Camera House Hot Pot…

Telling Fragile Young Men to ‘Reframe Masculinity’ Because We’re Apparently ‘In This Together’ Now
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Telling Fragile Young Men to ‘Reframe Masculinity’ Because We’re Apparently ‘In This Together’ Now

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Get ready to reframe your masculinity! 🚀 On January 15, 2025, from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EST, Dr. Sophie…

Le jeu vidéo, la solution miracle pour sauver l’enseignement supérieur, ou juste un prétexte pour les profs qui veulent refaire leur adolescence?
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Le jeu vidéo, la solution miracle pour sauver l’enseignement supérieur, ou juste un prétexte pour les profs qui veulent refaire leur adolescence?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

On November 14, 2024, prepare your brain for Elsa Brais-Dussault’s “Jeux et intervention” at Université du Québec à Montréal (UQAM),…

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Hah, Fort Bend Parents: Prepare for KidsLinked Houston’s 2026 Children’s Festival Where Your Wallet Goes to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Mark your calendars for February 1st, 2026, because the 2026 Houston Children’s Festival is about to turn Sugar Land Town…

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FREE DRUNKS TIL 5PM: TRAP VS R&B ROOFTOP

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Atlantans, brace yourselves for the “Trap vs. R&B” assault this Saturday! 😵‍💫 Roam the concrete jungle to the legendary Cafe…

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Palm Beach Elites Clutch Pearls As Trump Turns Their Beloved Art Fair Into His Personal MAGA Rally

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Get ready to flex your trust fund at the 23rd annual PALM BEACH SHOW returning to the Palm Beach County…

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1st Position Dance Academy’s 2026 Recital Is All About Shattering Little Dreams (and Ankles)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🏃💨 Ticket sales for the 1st Position Dance Academy 2026 Recital are over! Guess you’ll be watching from the parking…

PACNWRS Is Back in Puyallup Because Apparently There Aren’t Enough Creepy Crawlies in the PNW Already
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PACNWRS Is Back in Puyallup Because Apparently There Aren’t Enough Creepy Crawlies in the PNW Already

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for the ultimate reptile showdown in Puyallup on Saturday, January 24, 2026! 🐍 Wait, hold up—despite the…

PHILIP SAYCE – The Ultimate Guitarist Who Actually Knows How to Use a Wah Pedal
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PHILIP SAYCE – The Ultimate Guitarist Who Actually Knows How to Use a Wah Pedal

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Event ended: Philip Sayce, the Ultimate Blues-Rock Guitar Deity, performed at Phil Trani’s in Long Beach, CA on Sunday, Jan…

Mindy Gledhill Pulls Music From Spotify, Says She’d Rather Be Broke Than Be On A Platform That Lets Joe Rogan Spew Lies
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Mindy Gledhill Pulls Music From Spotify, Says She’d Rather Be Broke Than Be On A Platform That Lets Joe Rogan Spew Lies

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

**Get ready to question everything at Mindy Gledhill’s “Rabbit Hole” on Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM. 🎭 The…

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