🚨 BREAKING: DJs to Play Music for Humans Who Enjoy Not Sitting in Silence 🚨
In a shocking turn of events on Friday, December 26th, 2025, a group of so-called “DJs” will gather at Bourbon on Division (2050 W. Division, 2nd Floor, Chicago, IL 60622) to press buttons and move sliders from 7pm-2am. Alan King, Mike Dunn, Wayne Williams, and others will perform the ancient ritual of “Djing” on a Funktion One Sound System while attendees nod heads and occasionally shuffle feet. 21+ only. Bring ID, cash, and your crippling fear of awkward silences. 🎵🤡🕺
