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“Desbloqueie Sua Preguiça Master: Guia Iônico pra Adiar Seu ‘Potencial’ até 2073”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

✨New Year, Same Desperate You!✨ Join our “Beat Procrastination with Magic✨” webinar on 27/01 (terça-feira) at 19h30! 🤯 Learn to…

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“Surviving Boredom 101: OWC’s English Dept Hosts Nap-Inductor Richard II Seminar Because We Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough in College”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Gird your loins, peasants! 🎓 Professor Emma Smith’s *totally original* Shakespeare webinar returns Oct 11 to dissect “Richard II” with…

EU Pay Transparency Rulebook Just Dropped, So Here’s How to Mess It Up Without Even Trying
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EU Pay Transparency Rulebook Just Dropped, So Here’s How to Mess It Up Without Even Trying

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Pat Gurren, the Reward whisperer, is coming to tell Intel & Motorola alumni how to pay you less but make…

Grief counselors hired to help employees survive another “Lunch & Learn”
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Grief counselors hired to help employees survive another “Lunch & Learn”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Work is the best place to grieve, especially with Fanagans Funeral Directors sponsoring the conversation! 😅 Join this webinar to…

I Love a Rainy Night: Frogs’ Rhythm Proves They’re the Only Ones Who Like This Weather
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I Love a Rainy Night: Frogs’ Rhythm Proves They’re the Only Ones Who Like This Weather

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Amphibians are apparently staging a massive road-crossing rave in New York on rainy nights 😱. On February 5, 2025, head…

Woke HR Consultant Needs to ‘Align’ Your Identity So You Can Love Your Soul-Crushing Corporate Job
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Woke HR Consultant Needs to ‘Align’ Your Identity So You Can Love Your Soul-Crushing Corporate Job

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Feeling stuck? 😅 Master “The Alignment Blueprint” – a free masterclass designed for overthinkers who need to recalibrate their life…

I Went to a Paint and Sip to Find Love and All I Got Was This Balloon Watercolor
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I Went to a Paint and Sip to Find Love and All I Got Was This Balloon Watercolor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Get ready for the ultimate battle against digital doom at the Calgary Public Library! 🎨 Are your hands cramping from…

The camera crew gets roasted harder than the Sichuan peppers at Behind The Camera House’s hot pot party
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The camera crew gets roasted harder than the Sichuan peppers at Behind The Camera House’s hot pot party

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Hey, you! Yes, you with the expired ticket! 🎫 Did you miss “Goodside x Behind The Camera House Hot Pot…

Telling Fragile Young Men to ‘Reframe Masculinity’ Because We’re Apparently ‘In This Together’ Now
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Telling Fragile Young Men to ‘Reframe Masculinity’ Because We’re Apparently ‘In This Together’ Now

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

Get ready to reframe your masculinity! 🚀 On January 15, 2025, from 10:00 AM to 11:00 AM EST, Dr. Sophie…

Le jeu vidéo, la solution miracle pour sauver l’enseignement supérieur, ou juste un prétexte pour les profs qui veulent refaire leur adolescence?
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Le jeu vidéo, la solution miracle pour sauver l’enseignement supérieur, ou juste un prétexte pour les profs qui veulent refaire leur adolescence?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 26, 2026

On November 14, 2024, prepare your brain for Elsa Brais-Dussault’s “Jeux et intervention” at Université du Québec à Montréal (UQAM),…

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