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Autocratisch Leiderschap voor Dummies: Hoe je een eikel bent en toch denkt dat je iedereen verenigt
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Autocratisch Leiderschap voor Dummies: Hoe je een eikel bent en toch denkt dat je iedereen verenigt

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 20, 2026

Behold, the most thrilling webinar of 2024! 🥳 Free MS Teams chaos awaits you on January 23, 2024, because nothing…

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Row 24 Throws Biggest Bash of the Year So Far

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

CHICAGO… YEAH, WE OUTSIDE. 😂 This isn’t a random party — it’s the city-wide link up taking over Row 24…

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Questions & Answers: Because Googling “Am I Miscarrying?” at 3 AM Is Definitely the Move

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

**Mark your calendars for Thursday, February 19 at 7 p.m. ET!** 🗓️ Why cry alone when you can join the…

Gravity’s Newest Graduates Host a Night of Hating the Floor
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Gravity’s Newest Graduates Host a Night of Hating the Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

🚨 WARNING: The Antigravity Academy invites you to a “casual community hang” at Sundance on January 18, 2025. 🚨 The…

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S.W.A.G. “The Art Experience” 2026: Now With 50% More Actual Art and Less Pretentious Bullshit

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

SWAG Art Experience: Art Basel’s cooler, Orlando cousin is back! 🎨✨ Mark your calendars for **December 6, 2024**, from **3pm…

MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops
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MLK Weekend Is For Trickle-Down Mimosas On Rooftops

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

On Sunday, January 18, from 5:00 PM to 9:00 PM PST, TrapSoul hosts a rooftop day party at Torch Oakland…

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UK Moth Recorders Meet To Prove Moths Are The Boring Cousin Of Butterflies

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

**Join the moth party of the year on Saturday 31 January! 🦋 The UK Moth Recorders meeting 2026 is going…

Antibiotic Resistance Soars as We Keep Demanding Drugs for a Damn Cold, Data Says Please Stop
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Antibiotic Resistance Soars as We Keep Demanding Drugs for a Damn Cold, Data Says Please Stop

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Antibiotics are losing, and we’re all doomed—join this webinar to panic! 🧫 On January 5, 2026, at 10:00 AM, head…

Agile è morto, viva l’Agile: basta cerchiolini inutili
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Agile è morto, viva l’Agile: basta cerchiolini inutili

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Agile è morto? 🪦 Il webinar del Politecnico di Milano (30 gennaio) lo dice con i dati. Marco D’Andrea e…

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Ahoy, Pirates! Prepare to be absolutely hammered at the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl, Brunch & Festival

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

☠️ Prepare your liver for the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl & Brunch in downtown Tampa! ☠️ Join thousands of…

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