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APM ChPP Just Gave Us Free Money to Control Everything
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APM ChPP Just Gave Us Free Money to Control Everything

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Attention, ye brave souls who dare to tame the wild beast known as “Project Control”! đŸ“šâš”ïž Kent Business College summons…

Refuge New Year’s Eve w/ Sasha – because apparently we all need to rave our way into another year of existential dread
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Refuge New Year’s Eve w/ Sasha – because apparently we all need to rave our way into another year of existential dread

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚹 BREAKING: DJs still exist! 🎧 A Brooklyn basement will shake at midnight (probably) after paying $420 for “open bar”…

DĂ©ployer une IA souveraine : le grand n’importe quoi entre stratĂ©gie bidon et mise en place catastrophique
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DĂ©ployer une IA souveraine : le grand n’importe quoi entre stratĂ©gie bidon et mise en place catastrophique

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚹 Attention ! L’IA va tout voler
 sauf si vous assistez Ă  ce webinar « souverain » oĂč l’on promet de tout…

Bicha Ngo explique Ă  QuĂ©bec comment bien investir dans l’avenir pendant qu’on cherche encore le cafĂ© du matin
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Bicha Ngo explique Ă  QuĂ©bec comment bien investir dans l’avenir pendant qu’on cherche encore le cafĂ© du matin

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

QuĂ©bec cherche dĂ©sespĂ©rĂ©ment un PDG pour sauver son Ă©conomie aprĂšs l’ouverture d’un IKEA Ă  Laval. Bicha Ngo, patronne d’Investissement QuĂ©bec,…

Atelier Magic Vision dĂ©marre 2026 avec une intention si forte qu’elle pourrait casser une montre suisse
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Atelier Magic Vision dĂ©marre 2026 avec une intention si forte qu’elle pourrait casser une montre suisse

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

✹ STOP AUX BONNES RÉSOLUTIONS QUI FONT VRAIMENT CHIER ✹ Le 28 dĂ©cembre, de 10h Ă  11h30 EST, rejoins Magic…

Your 2026 Book Publishing Plan: A Year-Long Excuse to Panic About Whether Your Memoir on Competitive Napping Will Sell
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Your 2026 Book Publishing Plan: A Year-Long Excuse to Panic About Whether Your Memoir on Competitive Napping Will Sell

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

Attention aspiring authors! 📚 Ever wondered why your masterpiece is gathering dust instead of bestseller status? 😂 Join Linda Secondari’s…

How to Win Friends and Freak Out Enemies in Arguments
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How to Win Friends and Freak Out Enemies in Arguments

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚹 BREAKING: A Tribe of Neurodivergent Wizards Will Gather Virtually to Teach Normies How Not to Suck at Communication đŸ§™â€â™‚ïžâœš…

All-Aggie Hullabaloo Turns Into a Time-Wasting Circus Brought to You by AXIA Clocks
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All-Aggie Hullabaloo Turns Into a Time-Wasting Circus Brought to You by AXIA Clocks

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚹 Attention Aggies! The All-Aggie Hullabalooℱ is back! 🎉 For just $0 (yes, FREE!), you too can attend this thrilling…

Comunicare Ăš possibile: come la CAA trasforma i silenzi in siparietti comici quotidiani
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Comunicare Ăš possibile: come la CAA trasforma i silenzi in siparietti comici quotidiani

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚹 ATTENZIONE: Genitori, Insegnanti e Curiosi! VenerdĂŹ 9 gennaio 2026 alle 17:00 su Zoom (link: https://eventbrite.com/e/144891042196) vi sveleremo il segreto…

ELAISIAN launches Quaderno.ai because writing notes on napkins wasn’t futuristic enough
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ELAISIAN launches Quaderno.ai because writing notes on napkins wasn’t futuristic enough

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 15, 2025

🚹 Attenzione, agricoltori! Dopo anni di lotta col quaderno a quadretti e la penna che non scrive mai, ecco il…

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