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Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ โ€“ prepare for boredom
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Virginia rolls out the ‘Green Box’ โ€“ prepare for boredom

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! The Green Box film! ๐ŸŽฌ A war story so deep, it needs therapy!** ๐Ÿ“South Boston & Clarksville will experience…

Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2
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Forum Social House: Prepare for Unfunny Jokes Season 2

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**LOL! Roseanne La Force, claiming webbed feet ๐Ÿคฃ, kicks off the show 18:00-18:10! She was in L.A. in June 2024…

Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?
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Twilight Trivia: Do Vampires Even Need Lattes?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿบ Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch?! At Snakes & Lattes Tucson, 88 E University Blvd, on November 2nd! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Test…

Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson
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Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch: More Like Bore-light Snore-a-thon Tucson

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿบ Join the ultimate battle of wits at Twilight Saga Trivia Brunch on November 2nd at Snakes & Lattes…

Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar
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Lady Camden proves she can lipsync at local dive bar

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ‘‘ Lady Camden, runner-up of RuPaul’s Drag Race S14, will be at Faces Nightclub on 11/02/2025! ๐ŸŽญ Meet &…

Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?
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Screamfest NOLA: More Like Snoozefest, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Shorts Block 4: Prepare to be amazed! Or not. ๐Ÿ™„ The Five Stages of…, Gaslighter, The Old Ballgame, Phantom Pain,…

NYC Speakeasy: Get Spooked or Just Plain Bored
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NYC Speakeasy: Get Spooked or Just Plain Bored

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ‘ป Bolt your doors! The Museum of Interesting Things presents “Scared Silly 16mm films Secret Speakeasy” on Sunday, Nov…

Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hemet Film Festival: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! Hemet Film Fest YEAR 3! ๐Ÿคฃ Still going? At the HISTORIC Hemet Theatre! ๐ŸŽญ Films from the Inland Empire?…

Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL ๐Ÿคช GROTESQUE ๐Ÿคฎ LIVE – A “Horror” ๐Ÿคก Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Practical Magic” (1998) at Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA, November 2nd?** ๐Ÿคฃ Market at 3:00 PM? Seriously?…

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