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Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)
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Sinners Unite: Costume Party & Game Night (Cuz We’re All Going to Hell Anyway)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG, mark your calendars!🗓️ Love, Mingle & Plei presents: WE ARE ALL SINNERSSaturday, October 18th | 7PM – 1AM at…

Perritos World National Tour: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (You’ve Been Warned)
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Perritos World National Tour: Prepare for Maximum Cuteness Overload (You’ve Been Warned)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Concrete, Jerry Garcia & DoKnow are gracing a stage near you! Concrete, from the SF Valley, did music…

48 Hour Film Project Orlando: Witness the “Best” (and the Rest) Get Trophies
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48 Hour Film Project Orlando: Witness the “Best” (and the Rest) Get Trophies

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 The “Best” films made in 48 hrs?** 😂 **Join the 48 Hour Film Project Orlando Best of Screenings…

Steve Sweeney’s Stand-Up: Prepare for Laughter or Your Money Back (Just Kidding, No Refunds)
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Steve Sweeney’s Stand-Up: Prepare for Laughter or Your Money Back (Just Kidding, No Refunds)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Comedy Night with Steve Sweeney & Mark Riley at The Prince Restaurant, Saugus, MA! Doors open at 5:00…

Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre
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Scream Your Lungs Out (and Annoy the Neighbors) at Melrose Rooftop Theatre

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Doors at 7:30 PM, movie at 8:30 PM! 🎬 Wireless headphones, beanbags, & cityscape views? 🌆 General Admission…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to be Soul-Stirred (Maybe)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA 🤣? More like NO soul! 🗓️ Saturday, October 18, 2025, at 9:00 PM. 📍 The Block…

2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza
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2Kold’s Lonely Hearts Balloon Pop Extravaganza

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : NEW YORK CITY, NY. EDITION!😱 Join the chaos at 921 East Tremont…

Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!
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Brooklyn’s Got Jokes, Maybe Good Ones!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

Prime-Time Comedy in Brooklyn! 😂 Eastville Comedy Club, 487 Atlantic Ave, Brooklyn, NY! Lineup “coming soon”! Maybe! 🤡 No drink…

After Hours: Prepare to be Bored on a Friday Night
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After Hours: Prepare to be Bored on a Friday Night

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG!🙄 “Timeless classics” every Friday at 9 PM? 9640 S Tryon St unit k, Charlotte, NC 28273.🧐 Flavorful bites, mocktails…

Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!
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Drowned Lands Brewery: Where Comedy Goes to Die (Laughing)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2025

OMG! Drowned Lands Brewery in Warwick, NY, 251 State School Road, Warwick NY 10990! 🤣 Next Stop Comedy, formerly Boston…

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