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Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets
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Whisky Mistress: Day Drunk Anthems & After-Dark Regrets

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

OMG!๐Ÿ™„ House of ๐ŸŽถ in ATL is lit๐Ÿ”ฅ every Sat at Whisky Mistress! Dinner at 8 PM? How basic! Live…

TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error
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TAMMFF 2025: TRIAD Theatre – More Like TRIAD Error

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2025

The Art of Movie Making (TAMMFF)๐Ÿคก is touring till the NYC Annual Awards 2025! Speakers, films, & Q&A await. All…

Schlafly Highland Square: Get Ready for Some Hilarious Train Wrecks!
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Schlafly Highland Square: Get Ready for Some Hilarious Train Wrecks!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025October 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Top stand-up comedians? ๐Ÿคฃ More like flop-up comedians!๐Ÿคฎ Get ready to ROFL at Schlafly Highland Square, 907 Main Street,…

Palm Beach Drowning in Celebs and a Mega Nightclub
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Palm Beach Drowning in Celebs and a Mega Nightclub

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Nightlife Empire Presents D TOUR SATURDAYS @ Ivy Nightclub, West Palm Beach!** ๐ŸŽ‰ Hollywood IN DA HOUSE! Every…

Austin Filmmakers’ Fine Dining Fiasco: A Friday Night of Pretension
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Austin Filmmakers’ Fine Dining Fiasco: A Friday Night of Pretension

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**Austin, prepare for **๐Ÿคก**spontaneity! Ermantourage, by @ermanbaradi, throws rando dinners for “creatives.” Sign up, and they pick the resto!๐Ÿคช No…

Clay & Sip: A Waste of Clay, Time, and Probably Your Money
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Clay & Sip: A Waste of Clay, Time, and Probably Your Money

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! Join Clay & Sip: Stopmotion Basics W/ Triclops Films! Prepare for clay chaos at Purple Fish Studios! ๐ŸŸ Learn…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ AFRO FUZION every Friday night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, & DJ Electra S. ๐ŸŽง Hosted by Paris…

Jungle Fever: Inglewood Gets a New Spot to Dance Like No One’s Watching!
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Jungle Fever: Inglewood Gets a New Spot to Dance Like No One’s Watching!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**AFRO FUZION every Friday night? ๐Ÿค” More like AFRO FUSION of bad decisions! ๐Ÿคฃ DJs Nice, Oloff & Electra S?…

Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah
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Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff & DJ Electra S.๐Ÿ’ƒ Hosted by Paris Danca &…

Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!
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Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! Next Stop Comedy๐Ÿ’ฉ is polluting Tahoe National Brewing Co.๐Ÿบ, 850 N. Lake Blvd, #21, Tahoe City, CA 96145 with…

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