Miami Beach: Get Ready for Tourist Traps and Overpriced Cocktails

Miami Beach: Get Ready for Tourist Traps and Overpriced Cocktails

Oh, Miami Beach, you basic beach! 🙄 AllEvents.in says you’re popping with “Popular Events”! Catch the “Most Talked” event on Sat, 19 Jul at 2417 N Miami Ave. 🤣 Or be “Trending” on Fri, 11 Jul at 601 E Dania Beach BLVD. 😂 #MiamiSoBasic

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤

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