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“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!
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“BURT” TOLEDO’S Cinematic Masterpiece: Prepare to be Underwhelmed!

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

“BURT” wins BEST COMEDY FEATURE (Cinequest Film Festival), BEST PICTURE (Phoenix Film Festival), BEST SCREENPLAY (Florida Film Festival) πŸ†. It’s…

Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL
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Camp Crystal Lake: Where counselors go to die, LOL

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ “Friday the 13th Part 2 Fest” at Crystal Lake? 🀣Adults only (21+)! Advance tix on Eventbrite: $20. FX…

Dad’s Last Hurrah: Celebrating Father’s Day with Booze and Banda
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Dad’s Last Hurrah: Celebrating Father’s Day with Booze and Banda

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

A totally serious Father’s Day celebration featuring La Explosion NorteΓ±a, Los Cadetes de Linares, Los Dinamicos del Norte, Los Tiranos…

South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged
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South Austin: Become a Gumshoe or Just Get Mugged

Chuck B. BallsyJune 9, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in South Austin!** πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ Visit 10 locations, solve crimes, and become…

So You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Suicide Mission – 1:1)
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So You Wanna Be a Star, Huh? (TV/Film Career Suicide Mission – 1:1)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ BoJesse Christopher, born in San Francisco, Ca, is now in Los Angeles, Ca. He was in ‘Deputy’ (2020)…

Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)
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Sparks, NV: Become a World-Class Detective (or Just Fail Hilariously)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a murder in Sparks!** πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈ **DetectiveYOU**, an experience like NO other! Drive around…

Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day
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Bend, OR: Become a Shitty Detective for a Day

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! Commander Mahoney needs YOU to solve a MURDER in Bend!** 🀣 “DetectiveYOU” is like, totally unique. πŸ‘‰ Check out…

Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person
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Riot Comedy Club’s “Sunday Night Standup”: Guaranteed to Offend At Least One Person

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! πŸ˜‚ Netflix, HBO, Comedy Central rejects are invading! πŸ€ͺ At least there’s booze, right? 🍻…

Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right
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Houston’s “Funniest” Comedian? Yeah, Right

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL πŸ˜‚! Riot Comedy Club, the “perfect destination,” dares to offer stand-up from Netflix rejects and…

Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923
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Vintage Comedy: Prepare to Giggle Like It’s 1923

Chuck B. BallsyJune 8, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Museum of Interesting Things presents: Classic Comedy Secret Speakeasy! Chaplin, Costello & Hardy Vintage 16mm short film Festival!…

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