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“The Munsters” on Broadway: A Matinee of Mild Horror and Questionable Pizza
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“The Munsters” on Broadway: A Matinee of Mild Horror and Questionable Pizza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ DANIEL ROEBUCK from THE MUNSTERS will be there for awkward meet & greets, autographs & cringe photos after…

Dungeons, Flagons, and Dragons: Getting Drunk and Nerdy at Aeronaut Brewery
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Dungeons, Flagons, and Dragons: Getting Drunk and Nerdy at Aeronaut Brewery

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

ALERT! ๐ŸšจNerds unite! D&D; at Aeronaut Brewery, Somerville, March 9th, 1:00 pm. No XP needed! ๐Ÿบ+๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ชfood. Pro DM! 30 spots!…

“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”
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“Hollywood Rejects Desperate Amateurs in Podunk Town”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

**FILMMAKERS, ACTORS, WRITERS!!! ๐ŸŽฌ Compete to make a short film that MIGHT become a FEATURE FILM! Screened at BASH Film…

Toxic Relationship: A Love Story
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Toxic Relationship: A Love Story

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025

Till Toxic Do Us Part! ๐Ÿคฃ Prepare for a night of epic fails! 06/08/25, 5:30pm, Frank And Katrina Basile Theater.…

Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025
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Chingo Bling Invades Fresno: Prepare for the Spicy Apocalypse, June 7, 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Chingo Bling, the *cough* “comedian,” is gracing us with his presence! ๐ŸŽ‰ Rapper, actor, producer… yeah, right. ๐Ÿคฃ He…

Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?
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Storyville: Adios, USA, Says Who Now?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Bilal Motley (USA, 2025) made a movie about being scared of Canadians! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ He visited Toronto 6 times…

“Braindead Fest 2025: Still Kicking (and Eating)”
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“Braindead Fest 2025: Still Kicking (and Eating)”

Chuck B. BallsyJune 3, 2025

**OMG! ๐ŸงŸ Living Dead Weekend 2025! Monroeville Mall is gonna be crawling with zombies!** ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ 40th Anniversary of DAY OF…

Black People: Born Different or Just Raised That Way
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Black People: Born Different or Just Raised That Way

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Race Vs Culture: The Black Experience” ๐ŸŽฌ is dropping! Prepare for *authentic* voicesโ„ข๏ธ discussing Black identity in America!…

The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues
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The Solution: Celebs Stroll on Fabric, World Peace Ensues

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! The Solution, a “faith-based” masterpiece by AJB4 Entertainment, is premiering! ๐ŸŽญ Doors open at 7:00 PM EST, film at…

Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025
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Chesapeake Broadcasters Convention: Prepare for Utter Boredom 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJune 2, 2025

**OMG! 2025 Chesapeake Associated Press Broadcasters Association Convention!** ๐Ÿฆ€ It’s June 6-8 at Ashore Resort & Beach Club in Ocean…

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