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“Dancehall vs Afrobeats: The Ultimate Beat Battle at Darna”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**🕺🏿🔥 Dancehall vs Afrobeats: The Ultimate Beat Battle!** Get ready to shake your tail feathers! On **March 15, 2026, at…

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“Gubbulidis Goes Full Bardwell: The Epic Saga of a Dude Who Just Couldn’t Stop”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

Gubbulidis On sale Friday, December 19 at 10am // Member presale begins Thursday December 18 at 10am* Gubbulidis w/ Jesse…

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Sunday Series Indoor Concert: Classical Blast in Kilts or Why Bagpipes Should Replace Violins Forever

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Classical Blast’s Rockin’ Celtic Show: Where Kilts Meet Rock ‘n’ Roll!** 🍀🎸 Don’t miss this epic St. Patrick’s month celebration!…

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“Sunday Selectors: Nelson Paradise Roman Picks Winners (or Losers) While Sipping Piña Coladas”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Sunday Selectors** celebrates the OGs who made clubbing lit, from disco to deep house, because y’all wouldn’t know a groove…

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“Masc Era Presents: Drag King and Things Revue – Where Kings Reign and Things Get Shady”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Masc Era: Where the Testosterone Meets the Tassel** Sacramento’s answer to “what if the gym bros discovered glitter” is back!…

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RPG Game Night: Cam Turns FIASCO into a Real-Life Disaster at SQBG!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Join GM Cam for Fiasco—where your grand plans crash harder than a toddler on a sugar high!** 🍭 In *Fiasco*,…

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“Savage Mill’s Epic Saga: History Crumbles, Screens Multiply—Now with More Drama!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**Attention all history buffs and climate change deniers!** Join us for a screening of two documentaries that will make you…

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“Gator Belts, Patty Melts, and Monte Carlos: The Trifecta of Fancy Swamp Life”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**OutKast-Themed Seafood Dinner: A Culinary “Bombs Over Birmingham”** Dive into a multi-course seafood feast where the beats are as fresh…

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ST. PATTY’S DAY WKND: WHEN GREEN BEER MEETS ROOFTOP CHAOS!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

**St. Patrick’s Day Rooftop Shenanigans: Where the Craic Meets Class** This St. Paddy’s Sunday Funday at VU Rooftop is your…

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Cozy Day Party: R&B HipHop Shindig in San Francisco – Because Who Needs Sleep?

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 15, 2026

R&B Party Returns to SF for 3-Year Anniversary Pop-Up Your favorite R&B party is back in SF for a pop-up…

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