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“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”
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“Tasha Medve’s Guide to Gardening: Because Your Plants Deserve More Than Just Watering and Wishing”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

**Attention plant killers and soil enthusiasts! ** Join Carissa Kasper of West Coast Seeds and Tasha Medve of The Purposeful…

“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”
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“Climate Chaos or Just Another Day in California? Let’s Ask the Next Governor!”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

🚨 Climate Crisis Debate Alert! 🚨 The top 6 polling candidates for California Governor will debate the climate crisis—except for…

“London’s Hiring Event: Where Your Resume Gets More Attention Than Your Ex”
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“London’s Hiring Event: Where Your Resume Gets More Attention Than Your Ex”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 28, 2026

🚨Attention job seekers!🚨 Join us for a day of corporate stalking! Dress like you’re trying to impress your Tinder date,…

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“Trinidad 2026: Sunrise Buffet for Night Owls Pretending Carnival Starts Before Brunch”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

SUNRISE BREAKFAST PARTY 2026: Because Trinidad’s Carnival needed pancakes & 5AM regrets 🥞🥴 🎉 Grab those “Super Early Bird” tickets…

“Helicopter Parents Assemble: Learn How to Force Your Teen Into Law School Via This Totally Chill Webinar”
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“Helicopter Parents Assemble: Learn How to Force Your Teen Into Law School Via This Totally Chill Webinar”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

Parents 🤯: Forget teens’ career stress—you need therapy😂! Academos hosts Gen Z Career Circus (Journées persévérance scolaire)👏 ✨Agenda: 1. Mentor👨💻…

“Astrid Tuminez’s Guide to Crying in the Boardroom and Still Getting a Promotion”
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“Astrid Tuminez’s Guide to Crying in the Boardroom and Still Getting a Promotion”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

Utah’s Glass Ceiling Smashers™ invite you to their ✨2026 “Women in Leadership Executive Speaker Series”✨ – because 7 webinars fix…

“Psy Time : Découvrez pourquoi votre cerveau pense que ce clingy est du self-care (mécanismes de défense qui vous font péter un câble 🧠💥)”
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“Psy Time : Découvrez pourquoi votre cerveau pense que ce clingy est du self-care (mécanismes de défense qui vous font péter un câble 🧠💥)”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

Ever wanted to psychoanalyze your cat? 🐱 Join this 2-hour trauma circus where Bowlby’s attachment theory “explains” why you still…

“Construction Bros Finally Figure Out Ctrl+Z Isn’t Actually a Hammer”
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“Construction Bros Finally Figure Out Ctrl+Z Isn’t Actually a Hammer”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

Stop the presses! 🚨 Construction software isn’t about shiny toys—it’s about glorified Excel sheets finally learning to code! 💻✨ 🤓…

“India’s Brightest Brains Tempted by NUS Virtual MTech Tour (Yes, You Can Attend in Pajamas, Modiji-Approved)”
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“India’s Brightest Brains Tempted by NUS Virtual MTech Tour (Yes, You Can Attend in Pajamas, Modiji-Approved)”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

OMG, future Indian tech overlords! 🧞♂️ NUS Master of 🤖✨Magic✨ promises August 2026 Zoom miracles! “Unparalleled edge” + $50k debt…

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“Desbloqueie Sua Preguiça Master: Guia Iônico pra Adiar Seu ‘Potencial’ até 2073”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 27, 2026

✨New Year, Same Desperate You!✨ Join our “Beat Procrastination with Magic✨” webinar on 27/01 (terça-feira) at 19h30! 🤯 Learn to…

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