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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered
BAFTA 2026 Game Awards Nominations: The Gaming World Holds Its Breath (Or Maybe Just Its Stomach)
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2026 BAFTA Game Awards Nominees: The Ones Who Stayed Awake Long Enough to Be Considered

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

The 22nd BAFTA Game Awards 2026 is rapidly approaching, and we now have access to the full list of nominations.…

Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment
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Neil Druckmann Abandons Ship, Leaves ‘The Last of Us’ Fans to Drown in Disappointment

FinnJuly 2, 2025July 2, 2025

Oh noes! 😱 Neil Druckmann, the supposed “genius” behind The Last of Us (you know, that zombie show everyone pretends…

✨ STALKER 2: The Game So Dangerous, Russia Is Afraid of It – Here’s Why ⚡️
🚨 Russia vs. STALKER 2: The Battle of «Enemy Ideologies» 🌟
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✨ STALKER 2: The Game So Dangerous, Russia Is Afraid of It – Here’s Why ⚡️

FinnNovember 18, 2024November 18, 2024

In a twist of reality that even the most imaginative minds couldn’t have foreseen, the long-awaited video game from Ukrainian…

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