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Tag: Christopher Nolan

Nolan’s The Prestige Hits IMAX in 70mm for First Time Ever
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Nolan’s The Prestige Hits IMAX in 70mm for First Time Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Christopher Nolan is bringing 70mm IMAX magic to one of his earliest films — The Prestige, starring Hugh Jackman and…

Nolan’s The Odyssey Gets 4K Limited Edition Steelbook Release
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Nolan’s The Odyssey Gets 4K Limited Edition Steelbook Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 14, 2026

Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey is set to be released on 4K Steelbook, a limited edition two-disc set that includes 12…

Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams
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Resonance sequel ditches horror roots for live service cash grab dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

Well, folks, it’s time to talk about the latest installment in the A Plague Tale series, and I’m not just…

Elliot Page Waits for Next Role After The Odyssey
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Elliot Page Waits for Next Role After The Odyssey

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

In The Odyssey, Elliot Page has a small but significant role as Sinon, the soldier sacrificed to sell the Greeks’…

Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
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Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…

Odyssey Extends IMAX 70mm Run for Another Month
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Odyssey Extends IMAX 70mm Run for Another Month

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 30, 2026

If you haven’t seen Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm, fret not: Showings of the epic in premium format…

Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film
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Nolan’s Go To Translator Bashes His Epic Odyssey Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 28, 2026

Christopher Nolan spent the press cycle for The Odyssey hyping up Emily Wilson’s translation, and when she finally saw the…

Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
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Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff

FinnJuly 27, 2026July 27, 2026

In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…

Matt Damon’s Little Person Stunt Double Lands Big Role
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Matt Damon’s Little Person Stunt Double Lands Big Role

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 26, 2026

While Matt Damon is rightfully getting accolades for his performance as Odysseus in The Odyssey, his 4-feet-5-inches stunt double deserves…

Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation
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Because You Clearly Needed More Reminders of Hollywood’s Financial Desperation

FinnJuly 21, 2026July 21, 2026

I’m still trying to process the fact that 2026 is being hailed as a year of box office “triumphs.” And,…

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