Adam Driver’s Genius Star Wars Pitch: Disney Said “Nah”
Wow, Adam Driver, bless his heart, actually thought Disney would let him make a whole Star Wars film about Kylo…
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Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean: A Car So Bad, Even Time Couldn’t Fix It
**OMG! 😱 Michael J. Fox HATED the DeLorean in ‘Back to the Future’?!?!? Like, how dare he??? 😡 Is nothing…
Saipan: Finally, a movie about two lads having a bit of a row
Vertigo Releasing and Wildcard, bless their cotton socks, have unleashed the official poster and a trailer for Saipan. Prepare yourselves…
Witness the Cinematic Chainsaw Symphony: Texas Chainsaw Massacre Docu-Blast on Glorious Blu-Ray
Lightbulb Film Distribution, those purveyors of cinematic… stuff… 💡, have bravely announced that a feature-length snooze-fest 😴 about, allegedly, one…
Cemetery Cinema: Watching Dracula With Actual Vampires
**Oh, great! 🙄 Another chance to “enjoy the beauty” of Elmwood’s Cemetery! 🤡 Sponsored by Baltz & Sons Concrete! 🪦…
Malcolm D. Who? Oh, the Director Guy
OMG! 🙄 Join Malcolm D. Lee, the genius 🤪 behind cinematic masterpieces like The Best Man and Girls Trip, for…
QDOC 2025: The Only Pass You’ll Ever Need (to Watch Docs, Probably)
Your 2025 pass grants ONE whole admission to ALL screenings. WOW! 🤪 Get your pass at the PASS PICK-UP TOAST…
Tim Burton’s “Ed Wood” on REAL Film? What is this, 1994?
**OMG! 🙄 Secret Movie Club presents: Tim Burton’s ED WOOD 🎬 (1994) on GLORIOUS 35mm 🎞️ (maybe, we have a…
Hollywood’s Epic Fail: Come Watch Our Movie & Toss Us Some Cash
**OMG! 🙄 Robert Silver, a 7-time “award-winning” director, is gracing The New Parkway Cinema, 474 24th St, Oakland, CA, on…
Oh, Great, Another Poetry Doc: Prepare for Existential Dread with Andrea Gibson and Megan Falley’s Trailer
Apple Original Films, bless their cotton socks, has dropped a trailer and poster for “Come See Me in the Good…