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Tag: Cinema

VisionQuest Reboot Because Original Wasnt Mindlessly Profitable Enough Apparently
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VisionQuest Reboot Because Original Wasnt Mindlessly Profitable Enough Apparently

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

VisionQuest has got everyone guessing, because of course it does. Marvel’s at it again, expertly dangling a mystery in front…

Another Month Another Flood of Unoriginal Content on Streaming in November 2026
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Another Month Another Flood of Unoriginal Content on Streaming in November 2026

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

HBO Max is bringing back The Gilded Age in November, because what the world really needed was more of the…

Another Exciting Chance For Franchise Fatigue To Set In Soon
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Another Exciting Chance For Franchise Fatigue To Set In Soon

FinnOctober 23, 2026October 23, 2026

After years of speculation, Amazon is finally closing in on a decision for the next James Bond. The company, which…

Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again
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Because You Clearly Need More Of The Same Thing Over And Over Again

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

You Can See Everything, the latest documentary from Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim, has taken the film world by storm.…

More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
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More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…

Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee
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Because What The World Really Needed Was More Glee

FinnOctober 22, 2026October 22, 2026

Congratulations, Gleeks, your favorite show is back, because Hollywood’s annual Nostalgia Harvest is in full swing. Disney+ and Hulu have…

Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror
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Clayface: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Full of Clay and Existential Terror

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🎃️👻 Clayface is coming to a theater near you, and it’s a…

DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated
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DC Reboots Another Classic Villain Because Originality is Overrated

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 22, 2026

The latest abomination to emerge from the depths of Hollywood’s desperation is a film adaptation of DC Comics’ Clayface, because…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Episode 3 of VisionQuest has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and references that will surely delight…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

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