TIFF 2026 Review: Forgotten Spaceman – Because Who Needs a Decent Plot When You Can Just Float Around in Space and Look Sad
Breaking news: someone from Afghanistan went to space and it’s a big deal, allegedly 🚀👽! We’re talking about Abdul Ahad…
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Because You Clearly Need More Reminders Of Hollywood’s Desperation In 2026 Films
Rotten Tomatoes, the review aggregation site that’s become the go-to destination for film enthusiasts and industry professionals alike, introduced its…
Bond Franchise Still Chugging Along Because Money
The James Bond franchise is stirring once again, because of course it is. The next Bond film, the 26th installment…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Point Break
AMC has given the green light to a new television series based on the 1991 movie Point Break, because what…
Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…
TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities
The Toronto International Film Festival is back, and it’s still trying to figure out this whole “innovation” thing 🤖! After…
Tarantino Finds New Way to Rehash Old Ideas with Sacha Baron Cohen
In a move that’s either genius or a cry for help, Quentin Tarantino and Sacha Baron Cohen are joining forces…
Peter Cullen Says Goodbye to Optimus Prime Because Merchandise Sales Were Slowing
The Transformers: The Movie is back in theaters, because of course it is. The 40th anniversary of the film’s release…
Muppets Reboot Shelved Because Obvious Cash Grab Not Working This Time
The Muppets are once again being left in the lurch by Disney, as it’s been announced that there are no…
Sandra Bullock pioneer of overpriced online movie tickets back in 1996
Sandra Bullock is not only one of the most dependable movie stars of her generation, but she’s also an internet…