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Tag: Classic Rock

Guns N Roses Rules Rock World with Appetite for Destruction
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Guns N Roses Rules Rock World with Appetite for Destruction

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 21, 2026

Guns N’ Roses’ debut album, Appetite for Destruction, was the darker, grittier response to Sunset Boulevard’s glam-rock scene. The LP’s…

RUSH Eyes Las Vegas Sphere Residency For 2027
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RUSH Eyes Las Vegas Sphere Residency For 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

RUSH are rumored to play a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere in 2027, based on comments from radio host…

Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics
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Jonathan Cain Blasts Bruce Springsteen Over Politics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026

Journey keyboardist-guitarist Jonathan Cain has called Bruce Springsteen “an annoying, bitter old man” who should “shut up” about politics. During…

Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That
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Rush To Play Same 12 Songs For 12 Months In Vegas Because You Clearly Needed That

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Oh great, because what the world really needed was another reason for boomers to flock to Las Vegas: RUSH is…

KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio
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KINGDOM COME somehow still exists and is playing Ohio

Chord F. DiscordJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Breaking News: KINGDOM COME Still Exists, And They’re Still Playing Shows 🤯! I mean, who wouldn’t want to see a…

Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day
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Birmingham Honors Ozzy With His Own Special Day

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 17, 2026

Birmingham, England will mark the one-year anniversary of the passing of the city’s hometown hero Ozzy Osbourne on July 22nd…

Bowie Archive Unveils Rare Recordings With Jimmy Page Guest Spot
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Bowie Archive Unveils Rare Recordings With Jimmy Page Guest Spot

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

The Shel Talmy Recordings, a collection of David Bowie’s 1965 sessions with The Who and The Kinks producer Shel Talmy,…

Phil Collins Drops Face Value 45th Anniversary Box Set
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Phil Collins Drops Face Value 45th Anniversary Box Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 15, 2026

Phil Collins is celebrating the 45th anniversary of his 1981 debut solo album Face Value with a new box set…

AC/DC 2026 Tour Ticket Prices Revealed
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AC/DC 2026 Tour Ticket Prices Revealed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

AC/DC kicked off their summer 2026 North American “PWR/UP” tour on July 11th, playing a 21-song set filled with classic…

Twin Temple Drops New Album Doomed Lovers And Title Track
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Twin Temple Drops New Album Doomed Lovers And Title Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 14, 2026

Twin Temple have announced their new album, Doomed Lovers, a record made among personal turmoil for the married duo. As…

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