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Tag: Clive Barker

Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected
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Hellraiser reboot stuns with brutal honesty and less monetization than expected

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 13, 2026

The notoriously troubled history of Hellraiser video games has been a long, painful slog, with cancelled projects and busted promises…

Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Nightmares Already Now It’s Bloody Fantastic Get Ready to Wet Your Pants Again
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Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Nightmares Already Now It’s Bloody Fantastic Get Ready to Wet Your Pants Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 16, 2026June 16, 2026

The latest trailer for Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival has dropped, and it’s a total bloodbath 🩸💉! The release date has…

Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment
Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Brings Devotion And Torment To Valentine's Day Celebrations
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Hellraiser: Revival Trailer Makes Valentine’s Day a Bloody Mess of Devotion and Torment

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Well, folks, if you were looking for a love story to warm your heart this Valentine’s Day, you’re in luck!…

KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026
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KREATOR Declares War on American Sleep Schedules With CARCASS in 2026

Chord F. DiscordDecember 10, 2025December 10, 2025

GERMAN METAL TITANS KREATOR DESCEND UPON AMERICA LIKE A HORDE OF ENRAGED BAVARIAN WEREWOLVES WITH A NEW ALBUM CALLED ‘KRUSHERS…

Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday
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Book of Blood: Screamingly Bad Movie with Some Guy Named John on Sunday

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 20, 2025

OMG! 😱 Be Kind Video is showing Clive Barker’s Book of Blood on September 21st at 7 PM. Doors open…

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