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Tag: comedy

Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”
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Chris Pine Apparently Still Employed, Set to Mildly Jog During Evening Hours in Film “Run the Night”

FinnMay 17, 2025May 17, 2025

OMG, Chris Pine is back! 🙄 I mean, did anyone even notice he was gone? Apparently, he’s gracing us with…

Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
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Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’

FinnMay 15, 2025May 15, 2025

OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! 🙄 Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…

Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents
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Scott Ian’s Jackson Guitar: Now in a Color That Might Actually Hide the Dents

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Oh look, another guitar! 🙄 Apparently, Jackson, bless their corporate hearts, decided that what the world REALLY needed was ANOTHER…

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Drew Dunn: Still a Comedian, Apparently

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025

**Drew Dunn, the 2017 Boston Comedy Fest winner, graces 162 E Superior St! 🤣 He started in 2014, peaked in…

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Lenny Clarke’s Still Alive? AND He’s Doing Comedy? At a Fancy Hotel? LOL

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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Sammy Obeid Still Doing Comedy? Ft Lauderdale Apparently Has Standards That Low!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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COMPLICATED: A Romantic Comedy About Bureaucracy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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BackDoor Comedy Presents…You Paid HOW MUCH for THAT Comedy Show in NYC

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)
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“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)

FinnMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up, because ‘Friendship’ is getting a WHOPPING 8.5 out of 10 stars! 🌟 Yeah, you heard that…

Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! 🩰🤘 Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! 😂
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Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! 🩰🤘 Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! 😂

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this. After subjecting audiences to its sheer awesomeness in 2023, Birmingham Royal Ballet’s…

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