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Sammy Obeid Still Doing Comedy? Ft Lauderdale Apparently Has Standards That Low!

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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COMPLICATED: A Romantic Comedy About Bureaucracy

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
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BackDoor Comedy Presents…You Paid HOW MUCH for THAT Comedy Show in NYC

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025
“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)
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“Friendship”: A Cinematic Masterpiece (of Mediocrity) That Will Make You Question All Your Life Choices (Especially Watching This)

FinnMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Okay, folks, buckle up, because β€˜Friendship’ is getting a WHOPPING 8.5 out of 10 stars! 🌟 Yeah, you heard that…

Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! 🩰🀘 Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! πŸ˜‚
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Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! 🩰🀘 Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! 😱 You guys will NOT believe this. After subjecting audiences to its sheer awesomeness in 2023, Birmingham Royal Ballet’s…

May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ
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May the Fourth be with your rapidly emptying wallet as Disney+ unveils yet another “must-see” Star Wars spin-off you’ll forget by May the Fifth πŸ™„πŸš€πŸ’Έ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

Oh, boy, another May the Fourth? πŸ™„ As if we haven’t had enough of this “galaxy far, far away” nonsense…

Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚
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Jeremy Renner Says Disney Offered Him Pocket Lint and a Pat on the Back for Hawkeye Season 2 After Almost Becoming Roadkill πŸ€•, Guess They Thought He’d Be Grateful to Be Alive πŸ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Jeremy Renner, AKA Hawkeye (the Avenger who brings a bow and arrow to a gun fight 🀣), finally…

“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back πŸ™„πŸŽ¬
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“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back πŸ™„πŸŽ¬

FinnMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Must be a slow news day.…

Γ‰toile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!
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Γ‰toile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!

FinnMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

So, β€˜Γ‰toile’ Season 1 gets a whopping 7.5 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Must be groundbreaking television. I mean,…

Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About πŸ™„πŸΏπŸŽ¬.
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Netflix Tudum 2025: Prepare for Disappointment and Mild Hype for Stuff You Already Knew About πŸ™„πŸΏπŸŽ¬.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

Oh. My. Glob. πŸ™„ Netflix, in its infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has deigned to announce the official air date…

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