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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral
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Watch: ALICE COOPER Plays With Orchestra Like It’s Not a Heavy Metal Funeral

Chord F. DiscordDecember 26, 2025December 26, 2025

When Alice Cooper Met the Symphony Orchestra, and the Classical World Never Saw It Coming 😱🎻 In a turn of…

Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center like a cursed artifact from a bad reality show
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Annual Christmas Eve jazz concert canceled after Trump’s name installed on Kennedy Center like a cursed artifact from a bad reality show

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 25, 2025

Trump Kennedy Center Jazz Jam Axed by Crybabies Who Can’t Handle a Little Patriotism In a stunning display of liberal…

SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’
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SKILLET’s JOHN COOPER: ‘I Believed God Was Calling Me To Play Music’

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

When Heavy Metal Met Jesus: John Cooper’s Wild Journey From Mom’s Deathbed Prophecies to Rocking the Devil’s Favorite Genre 🤘😇…

Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough
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Hollywood Minute: Taylor Swift Spends $1 Million on Food Banks Because Apparently Bribing the Grammys Wasn’t Enough

Big ElephantDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Another Day, Another Million: Taylor Swift’s Communist Cash Flood Keeps Flowing While America Starves for Freedom In a stunning display…

John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat
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John Petrucci Says Dream Theater and Fans Are BFFs, Because Apparently Prog Rock Needs a Group Chat

Chord F. DiscordDecember 24, 2025December 24, 2025

🎸 In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with ears and a calendar),…

How to Trick Employers Into Hiring You in 2026
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How to Trick Employers Into Hiring You in 2026

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 24, 2025

🚨 BREAKING: Job seekers gather to learn how to survive 2026’s job market—armed with AI, hope, and a desperate need…

Typical day in the life of a metal reporter
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Typical day in the life of a metal reporter

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 23, 2025

Expectation: VIP passes and fancy backstage interviews. Reality: This! Tell me your wildest concert story in the comments! Chuck B.…

TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)
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TOBIAS FORGE Finally Explains Where GHOST Gets All Its Cool Ghost Stories (Spoiler: Not From His Grandma)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Move over, Shakespeare — there’s a new drama king in town, and he’s wearing a papal robe, face paint, and…

Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)
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Watch: JOHN BUSH Brings His ANTHRAX Celebration Show To St. Charles, Illinois (And No, It’s Not a Disease Outbreak)

Chord F. DiscordDecember 21, 2025December 21, 2025

When Metal Legends Decide to Reboot Their Greatest Hits Like a Nostalgia-Packed Netflix Series So there I was, minding my…

FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt Turn Scottsdale into a Holiday Karaoke Night
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FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt Turn Scottsdale into a Holiday Karaoke Night

Chuck B. BallsyDecember 21, 2025

Another day, another concert that was probably better off staying in someone’s basement. FREE CONCERT! Beth Lederman and Vicki McDermitt…

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