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Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Anime Torment at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Deathcore from Czechia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Cytotoxin at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical/Brutal Death Metal from Germany Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)
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Internal Suffering at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/23/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Technical Brutal Death Metal from New York Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
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Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…

Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra
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Foo Fighters Finally Classy Enough To Deserve Orchestra

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FOO FIGHTERS just joined forces with the Los Angeles…

RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life
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RUSH Still Going Strong At 70 On Fifty Something Tour Because You Clearly Need More Boomer Rock In Your Life

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some nostalgia overload? 🤯 RUSH is back, and they’re not just phoning it in…

Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)
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Marilyn Manson and Rob Zombie in Tampa, FL (08/21/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Legendary shock rockers Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash
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Sebastian Bach Saves Humanity With 80s Rock At Transformers Anniversary Bash

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

Oh boy, where do I even start with this one? 🤯 I just got word that Hasbro is throwing a…

Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Cryptopsy at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Technical death metal from Canada Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)
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Gutalax at Death Coffee Party 2026, Czech Republic (08/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Goregrind from Czech Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is…

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