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Our Metal Threat Fest 2025 — from vodka shots to hospital shots!
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Our Metal Threat Fest 2025 — from vodka shots to hospital shots!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2025

This year’s fest was surrounded by controversy — more than half of the European metal bands didn’t show up after…

Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys
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Ice Nine Kills Drools Over ’89 Batman, Churns Out Another Generic Track for Clueless Fanboys

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

ICE NINE KILLS, those maestros of musical mayhem, 🤡 invite you to “dance with the devil in the pale moonlight”…

Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again
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Burton needs to C. the BELL, announces more talking, again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 9, 2025October 9, 2025

Former FEAR FACTORY vocalist, the one and only Burton C. Bell (yes, THAT Burton C. Bell), has graced us with…

GENE SIMMONS ‘Recovering At Home’ After Totaling His Ego (and Maybe His Car) in Malibu
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GENE SIMMONS ‘Recovering At Home’ After Totaling His Ego (and Maybe His Car) in Malibu

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

According to NBC4 Los Angeles, KISS bassist/vocalist Gene Simmons, the Demon himself (or maybe just a confused grandpa?), is “recovering…

Dark Tranquillity in Wrocław, Poalnd (10/08/2025)
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Dark Tranquillity in Wrocław, Poalnd (10/08/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 8, 2025

Swedish melodic death metal from Gothenbur Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That
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Rush’s “Fifty Something” Tour Extends Its Lifespan Because Apparently People Still Listen To That

Chord F. DiscordOctober 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame (because apparently that still matters?) inductees, Grammy Award-nominated (for what, exactly?) icons, and RUSH…

Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Infernal War on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black Metal from Poland Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Necrowretch on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Death/Black Metal from France Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Weregoat on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Death Metal from Portland, Oregon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)
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Invocation Spells on Metal Threat Fest 2025 (Illinois,10/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 6, 2025

Black/Thrash Metal from Chile Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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