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Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along
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Puscifer Drops a Retrospective Album So You Can Pretend You’ve Been a Fan All Along

Chord F. DiscordJuly 28, 2025July 28, 2025

PUSCIFER, the pretentious art-rock collective fronted by wine-slinging overlord Maynard James Keenan, along with his sidekicks Mat Mitchell and Carina…

Orchard Beach Concert: Beach Attire Mandatory (Like We Didn’t Know)
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Orchard Beach Concert: Beach Attire Mandatory (Like We Didn’t Know)

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

**Yo, beach bums! 🌊 Get ready to NOT get a refund, even if God Himself cancels the party!** 🀣 Failure…

Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something
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Jamie Lever’s Gonna Lever-age Your Funny Bone or Something

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

**OMG!πŸ™„ Get ready for “The JAMIE LEVER Show” on August 17, 2025, in San Jose!🀣 Jamie, daughter of Jhonny (one…

Killswitch Engage in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Killswitch Engage in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 28, 2025

Classic Dio song! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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I Prevail in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Post-hardcore from Southfield, Michigan Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Parkway Drive in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Parkway Drive in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Metalcore from Australia! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is…

Beartooth in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025
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Beartooth in Charlotte, NC (07/27/2025) β€” Summer of Loud Tour 2025

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

American rock band from Columbus, Ohio Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan…

A typical metal festival somewhere in Poland!
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A typical metal festival somewhere in Poland!

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 27, 2025

Pewel Forever Festival vibes! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,”…

Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)
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Geezer Butler Says Ozzy’s Two-Week Post-Show Disappearance Was Totally Expected (Not!)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

Geezer Butler, the only reason BLACK SABBATH had any semblance of lyrical coherence (allegedly), has graced us with his profound…

George Lynch and His Mob of Sycophants Debuts: Prepare for Guitar Wizardry (and Maybe Some Nap-Worthy Moments)
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George Lynch and His Mob of Sycophants Debuts: Prepare for Guitar Wizardry (and Maybe Some Nap-Worthy Moments)

Chord F. DiscordJuly 27, 2025July 27, 2025

🎸 So, it seems “legendary” (according to whom? πŸ€”) guitarist George Lynch, fresh off the “LYNCH MOB’s” farewell tour –…

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