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Tag: Death Stranding

Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys
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Norman Reedus, Bless His Heart, *Might* Consider Gracing Us With More Sam Bridges in the Death Stranding Movie, You Guys

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

OMG! Norman Reedus, the guy who carries packages better than your local delivery dude, is “open” to playing Sam Porter…

Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ™„.
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Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ™„.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 8, 2025May 8, 2025

Kojima, the absolute madlad, has done it again! They’re releasing a *Death Stranding 2: On the Beach* limited-edition DualSense controller!…

Hideo Kojima Lost in the Marvel Cinematic Maze โ€“ Marvel to Film a 10-Episode Explanation ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
Lost in the MCU? Marvelโ€™s New Show Promises Clarityโ€ฆ and Fails Spectacularly ๐Ÿคฏ
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Hideo Kojima Lost in the Marvel Cinematic Maze โ€“ Marvel to Film a 10-Episode Explanation ๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚

FinnFebruary 25, 2025February 25, 2025

Legendary game designer Hideo Kojima, the mastermind behind Death Stranding and Metal Gear Solid, has found himself trapped in the…

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