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Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
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Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…

Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
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Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…

Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
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Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis

Big ElephantAugust 18, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…

US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business
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US demoted to “semi-democratic” status as press freedom fears loom | CNN Business

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Another Day, Another Soros-Funded Hit Piece on President Trump Sweden’s V-Dem Institute, a left-wing propaganda outfit bankrolled by George Soros…

Buzzfeed’s Latest Concern: Can It Even Afford Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz?
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Buzzfeed’s Latest Concern: Can It Even Afford Another “Which Disney Princess Are You?” Quiz?

Big ElephantMarch 12, 2026March 12, 2026

Well, well, well… look who’s finally running out of clicks to count! BuzzFeed, the once-mighty kingdom of “Which Disney Princess…

Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs
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Trump’s Air Force One Makeover: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Stealing TWA’s Vibe and Obama’s Hand-Me-Downs

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Trump’s Bold New Air Force One Paint Job Sparks Liberal Meltdown It’s official—President Donald Trump has once again proven he…

Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket
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Ed Martin, the Justice Department’s Most Wanted for Ethical Shenanigans, Finally Gets a Ticket

Big ElephantMarch 10, 2026March 10, 2026

Deep State Strikes Back! Swamp Creatures Target Trump Ally Ed Martin Looks like the radical left-wing lawyers’ club is at…

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Webinar di approfondimento – Gestione pratiche di attivazione contratti: Come Diventare un Maestro della Noia e della Documentazione!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 6, 2026

Webinar: “Come attivare contratti senza impazzire” Un webinar per chi ama complicarsi la vita con regole, moduli e documenti. Con…

After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul
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After tariffs, inflation, and gas prices, small businesses now dealing with existential dread and the crushing weight of capitalism’s endless appetite for their soul

Big ElephantMarch 5, 2026March 5, 2026

Gas Prices Skyrocket as Trump’s America Gets Punched in the Gut Look, I’m not saying Democrats and their Iranian puppet…

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HR Evolution Lab – Quando il Team è Stanco e Finge di Essere OK (Come Se Niente Fosse)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

**HR Evolution Lab: Il Club Segreto dei Supereroi del Personale!** 🦸♂️🦸♀️ Solo per i prescelti (max 10 persone, perché siamo…

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