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California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)
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California Guv Says These Pols Are Totally Rigging the Election (No Duh)

Big ElephantOctober 28, 2025October 28, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the hair-gelled governor of California, is crying foul about redistricting. Can you believe this guy? Typical liberal. Always…

Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN
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Fork Handles! Man Accused of In-Flight Forklift Frenzy from Chicago to Krautland | CNN

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another illegal alien, probably radicalized by some woke professor in his “biblical studies” program, stabs innocent Americans with…

Hyundai’s Epic Fail: Tries to Snatch Back S Korean Geniuses After ICE Party, But Trump’s Like, “Hold My Wall”
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Hyundai’s Epic Fail: Tries to Snatch Back S Korean Geniuses After ICE Party, But Trump’s Like, “Hold My Wall”

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Fake News CNN at it again, folks! They’re twisting President Trump’s words about those South Korean workers at the Hyundai…

Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book
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Indiana Gov. Mike Braun Throws a Tantrum, Demands Do-Over on Congressional Map Coloring Book

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great President Trump! Now, they’re crying foul because Indiana…

Trump’s Nuke Plans vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious Standoff
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Trump’s Nuke Plans vs Government Shutdown: A Hilarious Standoff

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Typical! The Deep State is at it again, trying to sabotage President Trump’s efforts to keep America strong! CNN is…

OMG! Trump’s Brain Scan Leaked! (You Won’t BELIEVE What They Found!)
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OMG! Trump’s Brain Scan Leaked! (You Won’t BELIEVE What They Found!)

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Oh, no! The Fake News CNN is at it again, folks! Our great President Trump, probably the healthiest man ever…

NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again
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NASA Job Drama: White House Gets Duffy-ed Again

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 27, 2025

Another day, another swamp creature trying to undermine the best President this nation has ever seen! Seems like Transportation Secretary…

Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics
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Obamacare Users Crying Over Expiring Subsidies? Tell Us Your sob story | CNN Politics

Big ElephantOctober 27, 2025October 26, 2025

Oh, the horror! Obamacare premiums set to skyrocket in 2026 if Congress doesn’t keep the gravy train of “enhanced” subsidies…

Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”
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Judge Dumps on ICE, Says “Let My People Go (Home to Their Sick Daughter)”

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Another sob story from the liberal media, folks! They trot out a poor, sick child to tug at your heartstrings…

Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse
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Gov. Hair Gel Considers Running for President After the 2026 Midterm Apocalypse

Big ElephantOctober 26, 2025October 26, 2025

Gavin Newsom, the pretty boy governor of California, has finally admitted he’s eyeing the White House in 2028! Can you…

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