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Tag: Democrats

Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
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Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…

Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap
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Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…

GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want
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GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want

Big ElephantNovember 11, 2025November 11, 2025

Another day, another Democrat disaster averted thanks to our fearless leader, President Trump! This time, it’s those socialist Democrats trying…

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fact check: Trump’s epic saga of whoppers about that thing called inflation | CNN Politics

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Fake News CNN at it Again! President Trump Exposes Deep State Lies About Inflation. The liberal media is twisting facts…

DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now
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DHS Claims Agents Got Shot At During Chicago Immigration Roundup Debacle, Because Apparently, They’re Writing a Comedy Now

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another day, another delusional Democrat freakout in the once-great city of Chicago! Seems like our brave DHS agents are under…

Flight Cancellations Skyrocket: Now Everyone’s a Regular Einstein Trying to Get Somewhere
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Flight Cancellations Skyrocket: Now Everyone’s a Regular Einstein Trying to Get Somewhere

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Well, folks, another day, another Democrat-induced disaster! Xavier and Soluna Vega, bless their hearts, had to endure a grueling 17-hour…

Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps
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Judge Doodles Over Hilarious Attempt to Stop West Virginia National Guard from Visiting DC’s Exciting Tourist Traps

Big ElephantNovember 10, 2025November 10, 2025

Another day, another frivolous lawsuit from the radical Left! West Virginia’s National Guard is bravely assisting President Trump in securing…

Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
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Shutdownageddon: Schools Implode Because Congress Can’t Play Nice

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

More socialist handouts! Now they want to indoctrinate our kids with taxpayer money! Lackland, Texas, is just the tip of…

U.S. Senators’ Brainwave Sync: Government Might Reopen (Maybe)
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U.S. Senators’ Brainwave Sync: Government Might Reopen (Maybe)

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Desperate Dems Cave as Trump’s America Keeps Winning! Another pathetic attempt by the radical left to obstruct our glorious President…

Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget
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Prepare to say ‘I do’ to crippling debt: How tariffs are about to obliterate your wedding budget

Big ElephantNovember 9, 2025November 9, 2025

Oh, the horror! It seems even weddings aren’t safe from the clutches of globalist tariffs, according to CNN, which is…

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