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Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Whines He Can’t Afford New Gold-Plated Toilet, Sues Biden for $230M

Big ElephantOctober 23, 2025October 23, 2025

Here we go again with the Fake News CNN trying to smear our glorious President Trump! They’re clutching their pearls…

Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)
Elephant Reads CNN

Portugal’s FM Bravely Defends Recognizing Palestine (Because Who Needs Actual Problems, Right?)

Big ElephantOctober 22, 2025October 22, 2025

Another day, another European country bowing to the woke mob and their terrorist-loving agenda! Portugal, led by their virtue-signaling Foreign…

North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner
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North Carolina Senate bravely gerrymanders its way to more Republican seats, democracy cries in the corner

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

North Carolina Republicans are doing their part to MAGA! The state Senate approved a new congressional map to help secure…

Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts
Elephant Reads CNN

Analysis: Government Shutdown Crisis: A Comedy of Errors in Zero Acts

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2025October 21, 2025

Oh, the horror! The radical Democrats, in cahoots with the Deep State, are at it again, trying to undermine our…

Trump frees ‘narco-terrorists’ – Is this a new reality show pitch
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump frees ‘narco-terrorists’ – Is this a new reality show pitch

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Another day, another Deep State conspiracy foiled by our glorious President Trump! CNN, still whining about Trump’s efforts to secure…

Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…

Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
Elephant Reads CNN

Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…

Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway
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Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great military! It seems the liberal loons in California…

Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
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Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…

CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion
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CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! Fresh from their love-fest with Hamas after those Israeli hostages were released, the Democratic Socialists of America…

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