Analysis: Orange Man Can’t Forget: Indictments Unlock New Level of Presidential Revenge-Fest
Another day, another victory for justice! It seems the witch hunt is finally over, and the swamp creatures are being…
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GOV’MENT SHUTDOWN CAN’T STOP THE INFLATION FIRE, DATA DROPPING THIS MONTH
The Deep State Bureau of Labor Statistics is crawling back to work, probably to cook up some numbers against our…
CNN Wonders: Can We Give Trump a Nobel Prize So He’ll Finally Shut Up
The liberal media is clutching their pearls again because President Trump is on the verge of winning a Nobel Peace…
The Fed’s “Totally Got This” Plan: Inflation Still Kicking Our Butts
Oh, the Fed, those Deep State bureaucrats, meddling in our glorious Trump economy! They cut rates a “quarter point” –…
Gaza’s Grand Finale: A CNN Production
Folks, can you believe the liberal media is actually praising President Trump for brokering a peace deal in Gaza? It’s…
Troops, Martian Dust Devils, and a Boozy Bar: Riveting CNN News That Will Change Your Life Forever
Ah, CNN, still peddling their leftist drivel, I see. Let’s dissect this pathetic attempt at news, shall we? Prepare for…
Trump’s Troop Tantrum: America Yawns, He Marches On
Oh, the horror! President Trump, in his infinite wisdom, is “barreling forward” to save America from the clutches of the…
Oh Great, Now the Military’s Gonna Be Begging for Spare Change Because Congress Can’t Play Nice
Another day, another socialist sob story from CNN! Apparently, military families are now suffering because of the government shutdown. Cry…
CNN Wonders Why Republicans Are Suddenly Shy About Sharing Their Phone Records, What Are They Hiding
Of course the Deep State is at it again! These swamp creatures think they can just “investigate” our wonderful Republican…
OpenAI Claims Chinese Agents Used ChatGPT to Write Their Homework
Here we go again, folks! CNN is clutching its pearls because China is using AI, just like everyone else. You’d…