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Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands
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Trump and Zelensky’s Super-Duper Pal-Pal Summit: A Totally-Not-Awkward Story of Land-Grab Demands

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2025October 20, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN is at it, twisting President Trump’s masterful diplomacy into some kind of “acrimonious” showdown.…

Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom
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Maryland Cake Day Massacre: Zoom Zoom, Then Doom Doom

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another tragedy in a liberal-run state! A woman is dead and 13 injured after some maniac plowed through…

Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway
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Marines Celebrate Birthday with Explosive Display of Affection, Accidentally Bombs California Highway

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Another day, another attempt by the radical left to undermine our great military! It seems the liberal loons in California…

Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)
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Nuke Watchdogs to Nap: Brace for Atomic Armageddon (Maybe)

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! The Libs are at it again, trying to defund our NUCLEAR STOCKPILE! As if we don’t have…

CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion
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CNN: Commie Clowns Celebrate as Some Dude Nobody’s Heard Of Gets a Promotion

Big ElephantOctober 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Oh, the horror! Fresh from their love-fest with Hamas after those Israeli hostages were released, the Democratic Socialists of America…

Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person
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Oklahoma’s New School Overlord Declares War on the Bible, Proving He’s Totally Not a Lizard Person

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2025October 17, 2025

Another day, another victory for the godless left! Oklahoma’s new superintendent, probably a secret socialist, is scrapping the mandate to…

Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist
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Dow Plummets 400 Points Because Apparently Banks Still Exist

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh no, the stock market had a boo-boo! Must be the Democrats and their socialist agenda trying to undermine President…

Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath
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Dem Rep Hilariously Suggests GOP Should Consult MTG on Shutdown Crisis, World Holds Breath

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another Democrat trying to appease the radical left! Ro Khanna wants Republicans to listen to Marjorie Taylor Greene?…

OMG! Dem Moneybags vs Poor Lil’ Republicans: Senate Race Edition
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OMG! Dem Moneybags vs Poor Lil’ Republicans: Senate Race Edition

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Oh, the horror! The radical socialist Democrats are raking in the dough, probably from George Soros and the Chinese Communist…

Judgey McJudgerson Wonders if Trumpy’s Goons are Playing by the Rules with Chi-Town Protesters (Spoiler Alert: Probably Not)
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Judgey McJudgerson Wonders if Trumpy’s Goons are Playing by the Rules with Chi-Town Protesters (Spoiler Alert: Probably Not)

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2025October 16, 2025

Another day, another liberal judge sticking her nose where it doesn’t belong! This time, an Obama-appointed judge in Illinois is…

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