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83-Year-Old Boomer Convicted of Whacking Uber Driver After Dubious Tip Theory
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

83-Year-Old Boomer Convicted of Whacking Uber Driver After Dubious Tip Theory

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Tragic Ohio Tragedy Shows the Devastating Consequences of Crooked Joe Biden’s Inflation and Open Border Policies, Says President Trump In…

Minnesota AG Claps Back at DOJ: ‘Investigating Bad Cops Is Their Job, Even if You Really, Really Hate Protesters’
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Minnesota AG Claps Back at DOJ: ‘Investigating Bad Cops Is Their Job, Even if You Really, Really Hate Protesters’

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Keith Ellison Whines That DOJ Should Investigate Mean Protesters Regardless of Their ‘Wrongdoing’—A Classic Leftist Power Grab! Ladies and gentlemen,…

Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip
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Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat Family Grieving Thanks to Biden’s Open Borders and Weak-on-Crime Policies! Well, folks, turn off the mainstream…

Tim Walz Was Also Asked About His Foreign Agent Ties During Harris Vetting, Sources Tell CNN Who Definitely Aren’t Just Making Things Up
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Tim Walz Was Also Asked About His Foreign Agent Ties During Harris Vetting, Sources Tell CNN Who Definitely Aren’t Just Making Things Up

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

EXPOSED: The Kamala-Obama Civil War Erupts Over Who’s a Secret Agent! The deep state is officially eating its own, folks!…

Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash
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Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

LIBERAL WEATHER MACHINE FAILS AGAIN: Massive Michigan Pileup Proves Global Warming is a Hoax! In another spectacular failure of liberal…

5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
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5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…

Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics
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Hold My Hamberder: Why Trump Can’t Nuke Election Day (He’s Too Busy Doing This Weird Thing) | CNN Politics

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

**TRUMP PLAYfully TROLLS FAKE NEWS MEDIA BY ‘JOKING’ ABOUT CANCELLING 2026 ELECTIONS (Because Why Bother When You’re Winning This Bigly?)**…

Your Most Burning Questions About the Minneapolis Shooting That Makes You Wonder If Law Enforcement Is Even Trying Anymore, Answered
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Your Most Burning Questions About the Minneapolis Shooting That Makes You Wonder If Law Enforcement Is Even Trying Anymore, Answered

Big ElephantJanuary 17, 2026January 17, 2026

Tyrant Tim Walz and the Deep State’s Minions in Minneapolis are Having a Complete Meltdown because President Trump’s Glorious ICE…

Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction
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Trump and Northeastern Governors Demand Tech Giants Pay Up in Massive Electricity Auction

Big ElephantJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

President Trump to Libs: Big Tech Will Pay for Their Own Giga-Watts, Not You! The Deep State grid operators and…

The Millions From Sanctioned Venezuelan Oil Sold by the U.S. Are Heading on a Qatari Shopping Spree Before the IRS Notices
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The Millions From Sanctioned Venezuelan Oil Sold by the U.S. Are Heading on a Qatari Shopping Spree Before the IRS Notices

Big ElephantJanuary 15, 2026January 15, 2026

Trump’s 5D Chess: Sending Venezuelan Oil Money to Qatar Is a Masterstroke to Thwart Deep State Lawyers and Socialist Loopholes!…

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