GOP Rep Whines: Biden Too Busy Snacking on Ice Cream to Help Trump Get His Epstein Victory Lap
The Fake News CNN is reporting that the White House (probably infiltrated by some closet liberals, despite President Trump’s best…
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Jesse Jackson, Now 84?! Still Kicking, Just in a Hospital, LOL
It seems the architect of racial division, Jesse Jackson, is now facing some ‘progressive’ health issues. At 84, Jackson, a…
CNN: Trump Drags Himself Further Into the Epstein Cesspool, It’s Like Watching a Trainwreck in Slow Motion
Here we go again, folks! The liberal media, spearheaded by CNN (Clinton News Network), is desperately trying to smear our…
FAA Employees Try Not to Spill Their Pumpkin Spice Lattes as Shutdown Looms and Holiday Travel Turns into a ‘Hangry’ Games Episode
Washington D.C. – Can you believe these Deep State FAA employees? Suddenly, they can’t handle their jobs because they missed…
CNN: Old man yells at clouds (and also the economy) in desperate attempt to seem relevant
CNN is at it again, folks! Apparently, President Trump’s advisors are whispering sweet nothings about how he should travel the…
Ukraine War: Trauma That’ll Last Longer Than Your Last Relationship, Says Some Doc From MSF, According to CNN
MSF Secretary General claims it will take ‘generations’ to get over Ukraine war trauma? More like generations to undo the…
CNN: Trump’s Economy Flops Harder Than Biden’s, Sad
Fake News CNN at it Again! They’re twisting President Trump’s words on the economy to fit their failing, liberal narrative.…
Shutdown Showdown: CNN’s “Exclusive” Behind-the-Scenes Look (as if you even care)
Well, folks, it only took 38 days for the RINOs and Deep State Democrats to start crawling out of the…
Senate Finally Wakes Up, Passes Bill to Keep Government from Taking a Nap
Another day, another victory for sanity! The RINOs in the Senate, probably blackmailed by Soros himself, finally caved and voted…
GOP Rep Says Dems Forced Him to Pass a Trillion-Dollar Bill With Money He Totally Didn’t Want
Another day, another Democrat disaster averted thanks to our fearless leader, President Trump! This time, it’s those socialist Democrats trying…