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Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care
Elephant Reads CNN

Trump FINDS Couch Money to Pay Soldiers, World Still Doesn’t Care

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Here we go again, folks! The Fake News CNN is trying to make it sound like President Trump isn’t taking…

Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment
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Bolton’s ‘Stache: Feds Plotting a Weekend Mustache Waxing… I Mean, Indictment

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Lock him up! Sources say Deep State swamp creature John Bolton is about to face the music. After years of…

Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Wild Ride: 3 Countries Give Him the Boot While Courts Play Ping-Pong with His Life
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Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Wild Ride: 3 Countries Give Him the Boot While Courts Play Ping-Pong with His Life

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another deep-state stall tactic! Three African nations – Uganda, Eswatini, and Ghana – are refusing to take back…

Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)
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Letitia “Cash Me Outside” James Gets Bankrolled by Dems After Trump Indictment, Proving Justice is Blind (to Campaign Contributions)

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2025October 11, 2025

Another day, another witch hunt fails spectacularly! Crooked Letitia James, indicted for her own crimes, somehow manages to rake in…

Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)
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Lawler’s Got Beef With Jeffries: The Inside Scoop (and It’s Juicier Than a Memphis BBQ Sandwich)

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist squabble! Representative Lawler, a true patriot, stood his ground against Hakeem Jeffries, a puppet of the…

Trump throws tantrum, threatens China’s precious dirt supply
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Trump throws tantrum, threatens China’s precious dirt supply

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

China’s Xi Jinping, probably in league with the woke mob, is trying to pull a fast one on our GREAT…

Stocks Take a Tumble as Trump Channels His Inner China-Bashing Rockstar, Trade War Encore Anyone
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Stocks Take a Tumble as Trump Channels His Inner China-Bashing Rockstar, Trade War Encore Anyone

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Oh, no! The stock market hiccuped because President Trump dared to stand up to China! Clearly, this is a sign…

Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News
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Melania Claims She’s Got Putin on Speed Dial to Chat About Kid Stuff, CNN Legit Thinks It’s News

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another victory for the Trump family, while the liberal media obsesses over nonsense! Our wonderful First Lady Melania,…

Oops! Looks Like Someone’s Playing Hide-and-Seek… With Explosives!
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Oops! Looks Like Someone’s Playing Hide-and-Seek… With Explosives!

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another Deep State sabotage attempt? An explosion at a military explosives company in Tennessee? Coincidence? I think NOT!…

Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up
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Chicago Gloats While Portland Weeps: National Guard Drama and You Thought Your City Was Messed Up

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2025October 10, 2025

Another day, another leftist city whining about President Trump’s efforts to maintain law and order! These sanctuary cities want to…

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