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Tag: Democrats

Fake news claims Trump lied about war promises again supposedly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Fake news claims Trump lied about war promises again supposedly

Big ElephantJune 8, 2026June 8, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of liberal snowflakes whining about the state of our great nation under…

Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic
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Trump heroically admits ignorance of fake news Black unemployment statistic

Big ElephantJune 7, 2026June 7, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the liberal snowflakes going to have a field day with this one!…

Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens
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Liberal US student goes missing in Japan, big whoop, whatever happens

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh boy, are the fake news media and the swamp in Washington D.C. going to have a field day with…

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Another Bush elitist posing as outsider folk hero wannabe

Big ElephantJune 6, 2026June 6, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to be living in the greatest…

GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway
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GOP cowards cave to open borders with $70 billion giveaway

Big ElephantJune 5, 2026June 5, 2026

Oh boy, are the liberals going to be triggered by this one. As of 2026, our great nation is still…

Traitor Fitzpatrick to shield Deep State from accountability somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Traitor Fitzpatrick to shield Deep State from accountability somehow

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

Wow, can you believe the utter nonsense that the fake news media is spewing out nowadays? I mean, it’s 2026…

Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow
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Liberal celebrities use trash TV to bond with brainwashed youth somehow

Big ElephantJune 4, 2026June 4, 2026

It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report on the latest “achievements” of those pesky Democrats…

Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders
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Liberal LA Mayor Bass wins, because Californians love failed leaders

Big ElephantJune 3, 2026June 3, 2026

Oh joy, folks, it’s another day in the swamp that is Washington D.C., and our glorious President Donald Trump is…

Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next
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Liberal losers wonder which RINO sells out Texas next

Big ElephantMay 31, 2026May 31, 2026

Oh, great, just what we need, another bunch of fake news outlets whining about how President Trump is “undermining democracy”…

Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally
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Trump’s doc says get moving fatty but he’s totally fine naturally

Big ElephantMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

Oh joy, oh rapture, it’s another day in the United States of America, where the best president this country has…

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