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The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…
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The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the message is clear: the evil eye of New York Attorney…
This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is forever changed. In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known…
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has announced that Apple Maps has…
We have breaking news, folks, as THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued another TRANSMISSION from the hallowed halls of Truth Social.…
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is bracing for impact. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has decreed that the Hormuz Strait, a vital waterway connecting the Gulf of…
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of presidential wisdom. In…