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THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald says a certain guy is a nice man apparently
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald says a certain guy is a nice man apparently

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Letitia James targets Donald Trump ignores New York crime surge
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Letitia James targets Donald Trump ignores New York crime surge

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, the message is clear: the evil eye of New York Attorney…

Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career
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Texas Republicans Play Chicken With Ken Paxton’s Career

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

This Texas Senate race is getting more dramatic by the day, folks. I almost spilled my coffee reading about the…

ORACLE ALERT: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially
The Orange Oracle

ORACLE ALERT: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is forever changed. In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known…

Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Coast Guard Plane Takes Unscheduled Vacation Due To Emergency

Big ElephantSeptember 2, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a US Coast Guard plane that had to make an emergency landing…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump declares Lake Ontario now Lake America officially

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, has announced that Apple Maps has…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT claims 400 million dollar ballroom gift to America
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS: DJT claims 400 million dollar ballroom gift to America

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

We have breaking news, folks, as THE ORANGE ORACLE has issued another TRANSMISSION from the hallowed halls of Truth Social.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump proposes renaming Hormuz Strait to Trump Strait
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump proposes renaming Hormuz Strait to Trump Strait

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is bracing for impact. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date
The Orange Oracle

THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on specific date

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has decreed that the Hormuz Strait, a vital waterway connecting the Gulf of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump restores America’s pharma supply chain for national security
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump restores America’s pharma supply chain for national security

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm glow of presidential wisdom. In…

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